The AN is better than the story
Story Or Series Title: Onigen
Fandom: InuYasha
Author's Name: Mariah Bryant
Full Name (plus titles if any): Lola, but insists it's "Onigen"
Full Species(es): jaguar-hanyou, who keeps turning demon and human randomly
Hair Color (include adjectives): silver
Eye Color (include adjectives): brown with "odd lavender pupils"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: unspecified tattoos, her beauty in the moonlight is like a "diamond in muck"
Special Possessions (if any): A "sharp but powerless" sword that comes up out of nowhere, weird magic and purification powers-chants some weird shit in an unknown lagnuage while fighting
Annoying Origin: Her mother is the Queen of Jaguar demons. Her clan realized they could use her cause she's strong, but she doesn't wanna return to them and Kagome took her in. Village adopted her because she protected them
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Kagome taught her to "utilize her demonic strength in purifying enchantments"
Annoying Special Abilities: Can purify demons even though she's demon, CRIES BLOOD, can abandon her demonic power, has skill in the dark arts, but is still "weaker than an average human" and her power rises when she battles
Other Annoying Traits: She keeps fucking changing species-one minute she's demon, then human, then half-demon. Has no demonic aura for some reason. Almost kills Rin and gets away with it.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
Forget the story, the author's note is truly lulzworthy:
I regret... something has happened recently. I annoyed someone dear to me. I have made a huge mistake. I will never be forgiven. This person ... could not understand. She did not understand. She couldn't! It's no one's fault but mine. See, this person ... has no clue who Sesshomaru-sama (worship, worship) is. But that is no excuse! I ... annoyed her.
I SAID SESSHOMARU WAS A GORGEOUS CREATURE. (Or something to that effect.)
This poor person … whom I have known for two years … was hurt by those words. I will never forgive myself. This girl - a lower classman of mine, from my own tiny school - has watched more animes than I have. She was annoyed because I was putting a creature above other creatures.
It was wrong of me, was it not?
But then again. How could I say that? Why am I not defending the demon of my dreams? The incredible, almost undreamable LORD SESSHOMARU. Whether or not I annoyed Alexa should not matter! The words that harmed her did not scratch the surface of what should be said about the Lord and Master!
Shall I continue harming this poor, pitiful human being?
Of COURSE! My Sesshomaru demands it.
Sesshomaru is the only creature worthy of oxygen, and he tosses it aside like garbage.
He can hover to prevent himself from soiling his feet with the decrepit planet Earth, but what about the nausea-inducing ATMOSPHERE?
Why does he stay on the planet? Why does he not seek someplace better?
Because he wishes to grace us with his presence. Our worthless race! (Why did we even bother to evolve?)
What a noble man!
But do not say that to his face! Do not bitter his nostrils with the air from your mouth! He cares not for humans. Right?
Oh, Sesshomaru: the only deity worth painting. How I love him. He is perfection. He is the only perfection
How unsurprising is it that she later goes on about how much she loves Mary-Sues?
Fandom: InuYasha
Author's Name: Mariah Bryant
Full Name (plus titles if any): Lola, but insists it's "Onigen"
Full Species(es): jaguar-hanyou, who keeps turning demon and human randomly
Hair Color (include adjectives): silver
Eye Color (include adjectives): brown with "odd lavender pupils"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: unspecified tattoos, her beauty in the moonlight is like a "diamond in muck"
Special Possessions (if any): A "sharp but powerless" sword that comes up out of nowhere, weird magic and purification powers-chants some weird shit in an unknown lagnuage while fighting
Annoying Origin: Her mother is the Queen of Jaguar demons. Her clan realized they could use her cause she's strong, but she doesn't wanna return to them and Kagome took her in. Village adopted her because she protected them
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Kagome taught her to "utilize her demonic strength in purifying enchantments"
Annoying Special Abilities: Can purify demons even though she's demon, CRIES BLOOD, can abandon her demonic power, has skill in the dark arts, but is still "weaker than an average human" and her power rises when she battles
Other Annoying Traits: She keeps fucking changing species-one minute she's demon, then human, then half-demon. Has no demonic aura for some reason. Almost kills Rin and gets away with it.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
Forget the story, the author's note is truly lulzworthy:
I regret... something has happened recently. I annoyed someone dear to me. I have made a huge mistake. I will never be forgiven. This person ... could not understand. She did not understand. She couldn't! It's no one's fault but mine. See, this person ... has no clue who Sesshomaru-sama (worship, worship) is. But that is no excuse! I ... annoyed her.
I SAID SESSHOMARU WAS A GORGEOUS CREATURE. (Or something to that effect.)
This poor person … whom I have known for two years … was hurt by those words. I will never forgive myself. This girl - a lower classman of mine, from my own tiny school - has watched more animes than I have. She was annoyed because I was putting a creature above other creatures.
It was wrong of me, was it not?
But then again. How could I say that? Why am I not defending the demon of my dreams? The incredible, almost undreamable LORD SESSHOMARU. Whether or not I annoyed Alexa should not matter! The words that harmed her did not scratch the surface of what should be said about the Lord and Master!
Shall I continue harming this poor, pitiful human being?
Of COURSE! My Sesshomaru demands it.
Sesshomaru is the only creature worthy of oxygen, and he tosses it aside like garbage.
He can hover to prevent himself from soiling his feet with the decrepit planet Earth, but what about the nausea-inducing ATMOSPHERE?
Why does he stay on the planet? Why does he not seek someplace better?
Because he wishes to grace us with his presence. Our worthless race! (Why did we even bother to evolve?)
What a noble man!
But do not say that to his face! Do not bitter his nostrils with the air from your mouth! He cares not for humans. Right?
Oh, Sesshomaru: the only deity worth painting. How I love him. He is perfection. He is the only perfection
How unsurprising is it that she later goes on about how much she loves Mary-Sues?