Pay atentoin!!!!!!!111
Story Title: trying to be normal........but i am a witch and singer
Fandom: Harry Potter
Culprit Author's Name: charmed-piper
Full Name: "lee darkmes" (her spelling, not mine.)
Full Species(es): Half-VampireEnglish-Credit Sue
Hair Color: Jet black
Eye Color: Blue
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Wears all black
Special Possessions (if any): ~*~beautiful~*~* voice
Annoying Origin: She returns to Hogwarts after many years. Kind of explains her crappy English, huh?
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Friends with the trio and wants to get into Harry's pants.
Annoying Special Abilities: "half vamprie and moving things with my mind and all that vamprie crap"
Other Annoying Traits: I can't read this thing. It has 28 chapters. I'm afraid I might catch whatever she has..
A small sample of the worst of this story:
me and harry had growing up together but i hadn't seen him in 5 years cause i never payed any atentoin to him when he went pased me and he never payed atentoin to me.
hermonie:well hello my name is hermonie granger
ron:and my...name is ronald weasle
me:hello my name is
but then i get interperted by hermonie
hermonie:yeah your lee darkmes
me:yeah....
harry:and my name is
but then he gets interperted by me
me:yeah i know who you are
harry:who
me:harry potter that was my childhood friend once
harry:soo lee how come i can't rember you
me:cause i didn't go in black clothes then
harry:okay hmm but you did sing for me and the druslys once didn't you
me:yes i hate them they are soo stupiede
harry:yeah
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Fandom: Harry Potter
Culprit Author's Name: charmed-piper
Full Name: "lee darkmes" (her spelling, not mine.)
Full Species(es): Half-VampireEnglish-Credit Sue
Hair Color: Jet black
Eye Color: Blue
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Wears all black
Special Possessions (if any): ~*~beautiful~*~* voice
Annoying Origin: She returns to Hogwarts after many years. Kind of explains her crappy English, huh?
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Friends with the trio and wants to get into Harry's pants.
Annoying Special Abilities: "half vamprie and moving things with my mind and all that vamprie crap"
Other Annoying Traits: I can't read this thing. It has 28 chapters. I'm afraid I might catch whatever she has..
A small sample of the worst of this story:
me and harry had growing up together but i hadn't seen him in 5 years cause i never payed any atentoin to him when he went pased me and he never payed atentoin to me.
hermonie:well hello my name is hermonie granger
ron:and my...name is ronald weasle
me:hello my name is
but then i get interperted by hermonie
hermonie:yeah your lee darkmes
me:yeah....
harry:and my name is
but then he gets interperted by me
me:yeah i know who you are
harry:who
me:harry potter that was my childhood friend once
harry:soo lee how come i can't rember you
me:cause i didn't go in black clothes then
harry:okay hmm but you did sing for me and the druslys once didn't you
me:yes i hate them they are soo stupiede
harry:yeah
Note: Go here for the rest of this fascinating dialogue.