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All I have to say is,"Poor Enzan!!" Not only that, but Dekao and Meiru too, seeing as the author hates them to hell.
Profile.
Story Or Series Title: The Kitsune Chronicles
Fandom: Rockman.EXE, AKA Megaman NT Warrior.
Culprit Author's Name: Rose Kitsune.EXE
Full Name (plus titles if any): Yami, Rose.
Full Species(es): Human, but has a netnavi program inside her.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not noted.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not noted.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Not noted.
Special Possessions (if any): Her little sister, Lily.
Annoying Origin: She took part in an experiment of "Wiley's" (his name is Wily, not Wiley) which fused a program of Kitsune.EXE into her. She escaped from the lab with her sister and fled to Prideland.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: She's Enzan's new true love and is an avid Dekao-basher as well as a Meiru-hater. (See author notes.)
Annoying Special Abilities: Has a "perfect program" inside of her.
Other Annoying Traits: Makes Enzan a bit OOC.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
Italized - story.
Bold - annotations.
Fifteen years of technological advances and brainstorming later, they came up with a solution. Three more years and they had created a program called Kitsune.EXE. It was rather weak as far as fighting capability; it only had nine attacks ranging from simple heal to a powerful flame attack. The true special ability of Kitsune.EXE was its speed, for it could go so fast that it couldn’t even be seen. (Is that possible? Hmmm. In computers, I guess.)
This was the half of the equation, for to boost its power to the level Dr. Wiley (Who's "Wiley?") required and to allow it to function in the real world would require a human. The plan was to inject the subject with nanobots to increase its sensitivity to the cyber world, and then to download the Navi into the cybernetically enhanced brain. Hopefully this would cause the body to think it was a Navi, and change the subject into one temporarily. Hopefully.
To do all of this would require a human with genetic instability. Using Wiley’s services they soon found their subject. A human girl by the name of Rose (Why did Rose have to be chosen, though? Does her DNA make her special from others?). It was a simple matter for World 3 to kidnap Rose’s three year old sister, Lily. It was even simpler to catch the girl and force her to submit to the experiment, a few death threats to Lily later, Rose was in the lab, trapped in a pod. (a/n: Think Mewtwo)
Now it was time. The computers were ready to download Kitsune.EXE. Soon, they would be feared above all others. Soon Wiley would collect his prize.
The Chief scientist paused as he was about to hit the download button. He had often had misgivings about the project, misgivings quickly buried by copious amounts of cash. Now he hesitated. If he pushed the button, Wiley could receive a super human, and have the power to destroy everything. Suddenly, he growled, and hit the button. It was too late to turn back now, for all of them.
Rose had endured more pain in two years than most people endure in a lifetime. Besides injecting her every hour on the hour, she was forced through obstacle courses, tested for intelligence, and generally pushed to her limits. The only reason she kept going was her sister. The occasional glimpses she caught of Lily were just enough to keep her on the sane side of madness (Really?). But even all that had never prepared her for the pain inflicted during the download.
Hi, Enzan! Lovely day, isn't it? How's your navi, eh?
Let’s see here… WOW that guy’s fat and ugly! (a/n: Yes, Rose is referring to Dekao. No offence to chubby people here, I just think he’s the ugliest guy ever. Seriously.) (WTF, why are you bashing poor Dekao??) Hmm, nondescript mousey haired kid, pink haired girl, boy who’s hair has been through a lawnmower or something. (a/n: In order, Tory/Mairu/Netto. I will be substituting English and Japanese names throughout the fic because I don’t know them all. So there.) (Geez, if you don't know their Japanese names, don't use them until you've done some research!)
“Okay, I think I can safely identify the oddballs,” Rose muttered softly to herself.
“Got that right.”
Rose span around. Another weird haired kid stood before her. This one had mostly white hair, with a few black strands framing his face. Blue eyes stared impassively at her. He wore a red vest over a black shirt, camouflage pants, and sneakers. To complete the ensemble was a red PET.
Rose grinned. “You weren’t meant to hear that. I am Yami Rose. (a/n: You do put the last name first when introducing oneself, right? Review people!) You are?” She looked at him with a raised eyebrow.
“Ijuuin Enzan. This is my Navi, Blues.” He held his PET out to Rose so she could see Blues better.
“Good day, Rose-san.” Cold and formal, just like his owner. Rose began to wonder about how the two maintained their sanity. (Enzan wouldn't just go and introduce his navi to strangers. He'd scoff at them first.)
“Good day to you as well, Blues-san. I’d introduce my Navi, but I don’t have one.” Rose stated.
“What!” Enzan was, to say the least, shocked. No Navi? How did the girl survive? (Actually, Enzan would care less if she had a navi or not. He'd be all,"Pfft, no navi? How sad of you. Not sad for you, but sad of you.")
Rose correctly interpreted Enzan’s reaction. “I’ve survived 13 years without a Navi, and I reckon I’ll survive a few more as well. Besides, do you know how much a standard Navi alone costs? More than I can afford.” All of this was stated coolly, without a trace of regret.
Profile.
Story Or Series Title: The Kitsune Chronicles
Fandom: Rockman.EXE, AKA Megaman NT Warrior.
Culprit Author's Name: Rose Kitsune.EXE
Full Name (plus titles if any): Yami, Rose.
Full Species(es): Human, but has a netnavi program inside her.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not noted.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not noted.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Not noted.
Special Possessions (if any): Her little sister, Lily.
Annoying Origin: She took part in an experiment of "Wiley's" (his name is Wily, not Wiley) which fused a program of Kitsune.EXE into her. She escaped from the lab with her sister and fled to Prideland.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: She's Enzan's new true love and is an avid Dekao-basher as well as a Meiru-hater. (See author notes.)
Annoying Special Abilities: Has a "perfect program" inside of her.
Other Annoying Traits: Makes Enzan a bit OOC.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
Italized - story.
Bold - annotations.
Fifteen years of technological advances and brainstorming later, they came up with a solution. Three more years and they had created a program called Kitsune.EXE. It was rather weak as far as fighting capability; it only had nine attacks ranging from simple heal to a powerful flame attack. The true special ability of Kitsune.EXE was its speed, for it could go so fast that it couldn’t even be seen. (Is that possible? Hmmm. In computers, I guess.)
This was the half of the equation, for to boost its power to the level Dr. Wiley (Who's "Wiley?") required and to allow it to function in the real world would require a human. The plan was to inject the subject with nanobots to increase its sensitivity to the cyber world, and then to download the Navi into the cybernetically enhanced brain. Hopefully this would cause the body to think it was a Navi, and change the subject into one temporarily. Hopefully.
To do all of this would require a human with genetic instability. Using Wiley’s services they soon found their subject. A human girl by the name of Rose (Why did Rose have to be chosen, though? Does her DNA make her special from others?). It was a simple matter for World 3 to kidnap Rose’s three year old sister, Lily. It was even simpler to catch the girl and force her to submit to the experiment, a few death threats to Lily later, Rose was in the lab, trapped in a pod. (a/n: Think Mewtwo)
Now it was time. The computers were ready to download Kitsune.EXE. Soon, they would be feared above all others. Soon Wiley would collect his prize.
The Chief scientist paused as he was about to hit the download button. He had often had misgivings about the project, misgivings quickly buried by copious amounts of cash. Now he hesitated. If he pushed the button, Wiley could receive a super human, and have the power to destroy everything. Suddenly, he growled, and hit the button. It was too late to turn back now, for all of them.
Rose had endured more pain in two years than most people endure in a lifetime. Besides injecting her every hour on the hour, she was forced through obstacle courses, tested for intelligence, and generally pushed to her limits. The only reason she kept going was her sister. The occasional glimpses she caught of Lily were just enough to keep her on the sane side of madness (Really?). But even all that had never prepared her for the pain inflicted during the download.
Hi, Enzan! Lovely day, isn't it? How's your navi, eh?
Let’s see here… WOW that guy’s fat and ugly! (a/n: Yes, Rose is referring to Dekao. No offence to chubby people here, I just think he’s the ugliest guy ever. Seriously.) (WTF, why are you bashing poor Dekao??) Hmm, nondescript mousey haired kid, pink haired girl, boy who’s hair has been through a lawnmower or something. (a/n: In order, Tory/Mairu/Netto. I will be substituting English and Japanese names throughout the fic because I don’t know them all. So there.) (Geez, if you don't know their Japanese names, don't use them until you've done some research!)
“Okay, I think I can safely identify the oddballs,” Rose muttered softly to herself.
“Got that right.”
Rose span around. Another weird haired kid stood before her. This one had mostly white hair, with a few black strands framing his face. Blue eyes stared impassively at her. He wore a red vest over a black shirt, camouflage pants, and sneakers. To complete the ensemble was a red PET.
Rose grinned. “You weren’t meant to hear that. I am Yami Rose. (a/n: You do put the last name first when introducing oneself, right? Review people!) You are?” She looked at him with a raised eyebrow.
“Ijuuin Enzan. This is my Navi, Blues.” He held his PET out to Rose so she could see Blues better.
“Good day, Rose-san.” Cold and formal, just like his owner. Rose began to wonder about how the two maintained their sanity. (Enzan wouldn't just go and introduce his navi to strangers. He'd scoff at them first.)
“Good day to you as well, Blues-san. I’d introduce my Navi, but I don’t have one.” Rose stated.
“What!” Enzan was, to say the least, shocked. No Navi? How did the girl survive? (Actually, Enzan would care less if she had a navi or not. He'd be all,"Pfft, no navi? How sad of you. Not sad for you, but sad of you.")
Rose correctly interpreted Enzan’s reaction. “I’ve survived 13 years without a Navi, and I reckon I’ll survive a few more as well. Besides, do you know how much a standard Navi alone costs? More than I can afford.” All of this was stated coolly, without a trace of regret.