RPG Sue
This is a character in an online RPG I'm playing in. When I saw the post, I figured the player had to be male; this was later confirmed by a post the GM made on another snarking comm.
I've been a huge Wonder Woman fan most of my life, so this really made me want to spork the player's eyes out....
Story Or Series Title: Gotham Knights
Fandom: DC Heroes RPG
Culprit Author's Name: maiden
Full Name (plus titles if any): Tiara, a/k/a Maiden
Full Species(es): Lesbian Amazon
Hair Color (include adjectives): Dark brown, loosely draped across her shoulders
Eye Color (include adjectives): Piercing but soft blue
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Big breasts that she makes sure to assure the other characters are "big" and "real"
Special Possessions (if any): Big guns, attitude
Annoying Origin: Unknown as yet
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Bears a striking resemblance to Wonder Woman
Annoying Special Abilities: "[S]tunning beauty that has caught the attentive eye of the males and the jealous glances of females." Um, she's a lesbian. Wouldn't making other women jealous of her sort of cut down on her chances of finding a girlfriend?
Other Annoying Traits: A complete and utter lack of any sort of grounding in the Wonder Woman mythos.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
"A dark-haired female, 6 feet in height, is a sight to look and stare at. A stunning beauty that has caught the attentive eye of the males and the jealous glances of females.
Fair complexion, dark brown hair loosely draped across her shoulders, piercing but soft blue eyes and soft pink lips.
A black leather jacket, the emblem of a white star on its back, is worn over the jumpsuit that everyone has in common, modestly but not totally concealing a well-muscled and voluptuous body.
A thin black belt is worn loosely around her waist...apparently more so for looks than practicality.
Her legs extended and over the other, she unfolds her arms and places an unlit cigar between her lips.
'Name's Maiden..and I dont mean as in a helpless maiden. I am not Diana's daughter nor her wannabee, I fight with no lasso or in some beauty pageant swimwear. My closest friends are hand-held and enjoy talking to those that arent my friends.'
Removing the cigar from her mouth, she leans forward with elbows on the table.
'If they run, I will catch them.'
'If they run, I will shoot them.'
Easing back to her original laid-back position, she smiles holding the cigar between her teeth.
'Friends call me Tiara when I am not shooting something and I am pleased to meet you.'
I've been a huge Wonder Woman fan most of my life, so this really made me want to spork the player's eyes out....
Story Or Series Title: Gotham Knights
Fandom: DC Heroes RPG
Culprit Author's Name: maiden
Full Name (plus titles if any): Tiara, a/k/a Maiden
Full Species(es): Lesbian Amazon
Hair Color (include adjectives): Dark brown, loosely draped across her shoulders
Eye Color (include adjectives): Piercing but soft blue
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Big breasts that she makes sure to assure the other characters are "big" and "real"
Special Possessions (if any): Big guns, attitude
Annoying Origin: Unknown as yet
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Bears a striking resemblance to Wonder Woman
Annoying Special Abilities: "[S]tunning beauty that has caught the attentive eye of the males and the jealous glances of females." Um, she's a lesbian. Wouldn't making other women jealous of her sort of cut down on her chances of finding a girlfriend?
Other Annoying Traits: A complete and utter lack of any sort of grounding in the Wonder Woman mythos.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
"A dark-haired female, 6 feet in height, is a sight to look and stare at. A stunning beauty that has caught the attentive eye of the males and the jealous glances of females.
Fair complexion, dark brown hair loosely draped across her shoulders, piercing but soft blue eyes and soft pink lips.
A black leather jacket, the emblem of a white star on its back, is worn over the jumpsuit that everyone has in common, modestly but not totally concealing a well-muscled and voluptuous body.
A thin black belt is worn loosely around her waist...apparently more so for looks than practicality.
Her legs extended and over the other, she unfolds her arms and places an unlit cigar between her lips.
'Name's Maiden..and I dont mean as in a helpless maiden. I am not Diana's daughter nor her wannabee, I fight with no lasso or in some beauty pageant swimwear. My closest friends are hand-held and enjoy talking to those that arent my friends.'
Removing the cigar from her mouth, she leans forward with elbows on the table.
'If they run, I will catch them.'
'If they run, I will shoot them.'
Easing back to her original laid-back position, she smiles holding the cigar between her teeth.
'Friends call me Tiara when I am not shooting something and I am pleased to meet you.'