Long ass Double Feature, kids.
Story Or Series Title: Caribbean Party
Fandom: *takes a deep breath* Samurai Deeper Kyo, Dead or Alive, Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, and Cowboy Bebop *lays these poor fandoms to rest*
Culprit Author's Name: Kamotz747
Full Name (plus titles if any): Yonathan "Yoni" Krieger
Full Species(es): Frat Bro asswipe
Hair Color (include adjectives): "Short dark-brown hair"
Eye Color (include adjectives): "dark brown eyes"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: "muscular (kinda like Sano from the Seisou hen). 6-pack is definate." I'm willing to bet that he has no abs, but rather an ab.
Special Possessions (if any): Apparently, he has a death wish because he will be roasted for putting such shite on mm.org. And he also has a mansion and all the canon chaarcters drugged and lobotomozed.
And the following outfits: 1. Loose fittin darkblue jeans, black wifebeater, unbuttoned hawaian shirt, Timberland boots (those yellowish ones).
2. Loose black jeans, shortsleved white muscle shirt, white FUBU shoes.
3. Fatigue pants, black combat boots, short sleved black muscle shirt, fatigue bandana that covers my head (i forget what the actual name is)
4. Loose fittin blue jeans, gray beater, white FUBUs.
*always wearing my black leather belt and my dog-tags
SWIMSUIT:
Dark blue trunks, go lower than knees have teal and black fire design"
Full Name (plus titles if any): Benyamin Krieger
Full Species(es): Frat Bro's...bro
Hair Color (include adjectives): ""Kenshin Style" Black hair"
Eye Color (include adjectives): "Green eyes"
Unusual Markings/Colorations:
Special Possessions (if any): Misao's sanity, an affinity for lesbian porn, hot chicks in bathing suits, swords, dancing and the "art of parties."
And the useless outfits:
1.All black gi and hakama
2.Black jeans, sleevless white shirt
3.Black shorts, white t-shirt
4.Bluejeans, gray muscle shirt
SWIMSUIT:
Plain Black Trunks
Full Name (plus titles if any): Mike Chiapetta
Full Species(es): Bonus Stu
Hair Color (include adjectives): "Short buzzcut, dirty-blonde hair"
Eye Color (include adjectives): "blue eyes"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: "muscled"
Special Possessions (if any): 1. Jeans, red t-shirt says "fuck off"
2. Jean shorts, green beater
3. Cargo shorts, white muscle shirt
*always wears his nike shoes
SWIMSUIT:
Red trunks w/ palm trees
and a BB Gun.
Annoying Origin: The floorboards of the Alpha Beta frat house
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: They are either banging them or bashing them.
Annoying Special Abilities: Yonathan: "*Master of Niten Ichi Ryu
*im an awsme breakdancer
***Control over the elements"
Benyamin: "DBZ style energy attacks, just not on the planet destroying scale"
Mike: He is in the US Special forces and apparently has loads of military traning
Other Annoying Traits: They are BREATHING.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: You'll be better off with clicking this link: http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/71753
Story Or Series Title: The New Yu Yu Hakusho members
Fandom: Yu Yu Hakusho
Culprit Author's Name: Fallin Dark Angel
Full Name (plus titles if any): Fallen Dark Angel/Angel
Full Species(es): The reason why self-insertion is evil, and is: "1/4 koorima 1/4angel demon 1/4fire dancer 1/4 kitsuna"
Hair Color (include adjectives): "Black In braid always"
Eye Color (include adjectives): "Crystal Blue" Of course, it's always a flowery adjective...
Unusual Markings/Colorations: "i have 5 peircings 3 skulls 2 on left one on right bottem on each side is a dangling dager wears a silver cross necklace has a tatto of a broken heart wrapped in barbwire on sholder and burned imprent of angel wings on back paints her nails black travels a lot is really pale"
Special Possessions (if any): "Black tanktop and pants they flare out are like army pants that flare out black to has shoes like Rays and has a leather jacket that is slightly big on her has on fighting gloves (not like a boxers)", "Silk pajames Top the sleeves are half a foot past hands has a little dog stuffy she loves and has to sleep with they are black", "a whip that is stronger than most black a bow that dosnt need arrows i can concentrate fire and my purify powers and thats its arrows a sword like on final fantasy10 that tidus uses except black that i can summon" and Touya's balls and future offspring.
Full Name (plus titles if any): Kasy Rose Angel
Full Species(es): Koorima as well as a complete and utter fuckwit.
Hair Color (include adjectives): "Lavender is up in a bow at top lets rest folow down to 3 inches past shoulder"
Eye Color (include adjectives): "Baby blue"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: "she hes one peircing on each ear they are just mediam hoops she also wears a pendent around her neck its of a fox paints her nails purple has a very light tan"
Special Possessions (if any): "Tan bikini top black low riding hip huger bellbottme pants slightly baggy see the side straps to her bottem tan bikini sneakers tan and black", "white tanktop and milatery looking pants" and Jin's balls and children.
Full Name (plus titles if any): Ashley [What kind of name is that for a hanyou? Surely, she's be more creative and research an actual Japanese name]
Full Species(es): "hanyou"
Hair Color (include adjectives): "silver w/ dark blue streaks"
Eye Color (include adjectives): "green"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: The hair...Ladies, unless you're an insane cosplayer [Yes, I know the difference between fun cosplayer anderanged, snooty cosplayer] or a snooty scene tart, lay off the Manic Panic stuff.
Special Possessions (if any): "black shorts and a black top saying ' no fun no sun' with combat boots", "Black boy shorts and a tanktop", "lightning bolts and soul stealer
" and Yusukue's balls as well as his children.
Full Name (plus titles if any): Nyoko "Nyo" Kasumi
Full Species(es): "half Kitsune Half Human (tho doesn't know shes half Kitsune" Hey, I thought only Yusuke was the only one who could be half-demon and I normally don't know squat about YYH.
Hair Color (include adjectives): "waist long black hair with pink tips"
Eye Color (include adjectives): "Brown"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: The hair
Special Possessions (if any): "always carries a fox plushie around with her its not real big or anything but she keeps it in her perse or just carries it Her parents gave it to her", "spirit bow", "skater-ish style" clothes, "just a long white Tee shirt and night shorts", and Kurama's balls and semen demons by his seed.
Full Name (plus titles if any): Kimba and is also called Snow *starts to sing Informer by the Canadian dance hall rapper Snow*
Full Species(es): "Snow Loin" She's been spawned by snow?
Hair Color (include adjectives): "white and Brushy( Like Koemna's hair in his teen form)"
Eye Color (include adjectives): "seagreen"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Again, her hair.
Special Possessions (if any): "Claws, cross bow,rose whip", "a black hooide with a white lion head on the back, a white topm black jeans, and black kicking boxing boots, and white fingerless gloves", "a pair of shorts and a long white top", and "Koemna"'s balls and and future children even though he's really a frickin' baby!
Full Name (plus titles if any): Yasha Kawashima
Full Species(es): "Dog demon"
Hair Color (include adjectives): "silver hair down to mid thigh, straight and always kept down"
Eye Color (include adjectives): "amber"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: The hair and eyes, which make her head look like a pile of loose change. And "dog ears and tail both silver"
Special Possessions (if any): "silver tank top with black jean skirt and silver knee high boots", "blank tank top and red pj pants", "Claws,Katana, and bow" and a Stu's balls and kids.
Full Name (plus titles if any): Jadores "Jay" Collin Devoreia
Full Species(es): "1/2 Kitsuna 1/2 wind demon"/Bonus!Stu
Hair Color (include adjectives): "Blonde spicky with died Black ends" Are you assholes really so self-absorbed and narcissistic that you can't be bothered with learning how to spell your fictional good looks?!
Eye Color (include adjectives): "mix Green and gold"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: The eyes and hair...
Special Possessions (if any): "jeans button up shirt with a dragon pattern on it red and black has on a sleevles shirt under it not buttoned up black sneakers", "black boxers", "rose sword my fists", and the above Sue's undying wub.
And for the sake of Teenage Kicks, here's more of his profile: "Personality:fun loving loves ice cream hates people who are mean to girls loyel even though he is a bit headstrong sorta smart not Kurame smart but defihnatly smarter than Yuuska and Kuwbake can be very sweat loves flowers when he sees a overly muscly guy he starts laughing very protective of people he cares for hates bullies is a tad shy"
Full Name (plus titles if any): Akida aka Aki
Full Species(es): "half Fire demon half human"
Hair Color (include adjectives): "black in pony tail"
Eye Color (include adjectives): "pink/red"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: The eyes
Special Possessions (if any): "Tight black short sleeve shirt/dark blue flare jeans with black combat boots", "Red t-shirt with black jean shorts with her combat boots", "matching black shirt and pants,red night gown", "twin swords", and Hiei's balls and offspring
Full Name (plus titles if any): Harukigi NekoYami aka Yami and Neko
Full Species(es): "Water/Fire/Shadow"
Hair Color (include adjectives): "Mid-back length,black with red and white streaks,with bangs slightly covering her eyes"
Eye Color (include adjectives): "Indigo"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: The hair just makes me visualize my period, even though it's not due for at least another week... "Has wings of black and dark blue flames"
Special Possessions (if any): "Black short sleeve short belly shirt with a picture of the Grim Reaper(not Botan but the more sadistic one)on it with red eyes holding a black scythe that says'I felt my way through the darkness'under it with black low-rise(men size)jeans with extra pockets and rips in the knees with two chains crisscrossiing at the waist with fingerless black fishnet eblow length gloves and black skater shoes", "Twin Katana's,Boomerang", and sorry for all the Itsuki/Sensui fans out there, she is shaking up the fluid filled jar containing Itsuki's balls like a Magic-8 Ball when that privilige belongs to Sensui, you home-wrecking whore!. And she will also be having his children.
Full Name (plus titles if any): Mariboshi Sakurazuka aka Sakurazukamori
Full Species(es): "human (if you can call an onimyogi that)" [I seriously doubt the validity of that, I really do.]
Hair Color (include adjectives): "black with silver highlights goes to but and has bangs that fall all over face"
Eye Color (include adjectives): "amber-gold"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: The hair, "has reading glasses and is almost always smoking" [You're 17, why in Siouxsie's name are you smoking?!]
Special Possessions (if any): "ofuda (little black slips of rectangular rice paper with red pentagram stars on it they can turn into shikigami (familers), energy balls, or arrows, ya get the picture", "a black shifuku with red thread lining and black and red prayerbeads around neck", "black silk tank top and bell bottom-like silk pants" and someone named Hikari's love.
Full Name (plus titles if any): Kyli Minamoto aka Kai
Full Species(es): "Wolf Demon"
Hair Color (include adjectives): "Midnight Blue, a lil past the shoulders"
Eye Color (include adjectives): "Sapphire"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: She is more blue than Violet Beauregard after chewing the dinner gum and "Wolf ears on top of head, and a tail".
Special Possessions (if any): "Blue jeans and a blue shirt", "Navy blue shorts and a loose navy blue spaghetti strap shirt", "A katana, claws, and fangs", and the below Stu's worship.
Full Name (plus titles if any): Eric Lalerander Vedrila aka Kip
Full Species(es): "1/2 fire demon 1/2 wind demon"
Hair Color (include adjectives): "black cross between yuuskas and koenmas"
Eye Color (include adjectives): "one eye is green one is gold"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: The eyes and "have ponted elf like ears and claws and fangs"
Special Possessions (if any): "spirit gun", "Jean jacket white tshirt jeans blue sneakers", "red and black boxers" and his lips on the Sue's ass.
Annoying Origin: All come from the Self Insertion hellhole of mediaminer.org
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: They are shagging them and are the new Reikai Tantei members.
Annoying Special Abilities: Angel: ":I can purify evil i have small manipulation on plants if i do certian dances i can create a fire that can burn anything i can sometimes mix it with my purifying powers im also master at all my weapons and am extramly fast i can even summon 2 fire hell dogs", Kasy: "i can heal people really well", Ashley: "lightning bolts and soul stealer", Nyoko: "spirit Bow, healing and Shilds", Kimba: "Fist of the beast king, Shadow puppit, Snow mist," Yasha: "purifying arrow normal attacks for bow and katana", Jadores: "can grow plants heal slightly fly tornado fist can summon a wind dragon (like black dragon that hiei summons but its wind)", Akida: "demon seals,healing", NekoYami: "Control over water,fire,shadow,telepathic,telepathy,can move through shadows", Sakurazuka: "also she can turn her arm into a living dagger and plundge it through her foe's heart then feed him to the Sakura tree aka Tree-san", Kyli: "Can create and manipulate fire", Eric: "spirit gun wind slicer can burn people with fire"
Other Annoying Traits: Same as the last story, they are all breathing. And turning the real Spirit Detectives into barely recongnizeable ghosts with merely their names left untouched.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
Angel:oh i feel good anywhay since i got this many reviews please no more i have enough and thank you all for reviewing
Disclamer:ANgel no own
Angel:damn just ruin that dream (*The disclamer sweatdrops*) owell on with the fic
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*in Koenmas Office Koenma is in teanage form*
"Hello Yuuska, Kurame, Touya, Jin, and Hiei im glad you could make it"
"what the hell this about Koenma" said a very agitated Yuuska
"Touya and Jin you will be moving into the apartments in Hivare hotel (i so own that name) " said a oh so annoying Koenma who ignored Yuuska
"why" stated the all to serios Touya (am i annoying you yet)
"you will all be having some people staying with you for certian reasons (top secret baby)" said Koenma who was giving nervous ooks at the door
"whats wrong pacifer breath" at that Yuuska started laughing at hios own joke while evrone just was like move on
"Jin and Touya meet your roommates ANGEL KASY COME IN NOW"
2 girls walked in one was 5'1 Black hair to midback in a braid wearing Black tanktop and pants they flare out are like army pants that flare out black to has shoes and has a leather jacket that is slightly big on her has on fighting gloves 5 peircings on ears 3 skulls 2 on left one on right bottem on each side is a dangling dager wears a silver cross necklace she had her arms crossed and glaring is also very pale
the second Girl was 4'8 her hair was Lavender is up in a bow at top lets rest folow down to 3 inches past shoulder wearing Tan bikini top black low riding hip huger bellbottme pants slightly baggy see the side straps to her bottem tan bikini sneakers tan and black baby blue eyes 2 mediam hoops one on each ear also wears a pendent around her neck its of a fox paints her nails purple has a very light tan was currently bouncing up and down
"im Angel'said the girl and when Jin tried to shake her Hand all he got was a glare
"ey lassi ease up on the mean i aint here to be mean"
"im sorry Thats my sis Im Kasy well shes not really my sis but we are related and we consider each other sisters" Kasy said all in one breath while Jin and evrbody else was starring and she was shaking jins hand all this time
"are you sure you 2 are related your oppisites" said yuuska just starring
"no were not she just dosnt trust you yet youll see"
"ok so you know those 2 youll be staying with Touya and Jin(koenma motions to said 2)"
"fine" said Angel giving Koenma a rather menacing and effective death glare
"um Ashly is going to stay with you Yuuska come in Ashly" said a rather pale Koenma
a girl came in 5'9 she had silver w/ dark blue streaks green eyes wearing black shorts and a black top saying ' no fun no sun' with combat boots
"im Ashly and you must be Yuuska" sayed the new girl eyeing Yuuska up and down
"um yeah im Yuuska what of it"
"ill be staying with you or i could always be coming to assainate you" LAst part said very sarcasticly
"oh okay" said the oh so intelligint Blushing Yuuska
"awwwwww how cute" came the squeal from the ever Hyper Kasy who was currently examining Jins ears while he stood there blushing like a maniac and evrbody else tried to hold there laughter except Hiei and Angel who both looked indiffrent
"ey lassi those ar me eres mind not pulling them" said Jin still blushing while Kasy let go hastily
"im so sorry but your just so adorble"at this poor Jin got even redder and Angel currently bashing her head in on the desk of koenmas going whyn me and evrbody laughed including Hiei
"anywhay as i was saying *chuckle* since Ashly *chucKle* already knows were shes going Nyoko Kasumi please come in (also im making it were you just recently found out your half demon so heheheheh)"
a girl came in 5'2 had waist long black hair with pink tips brown eyes with sketer-ish style cloes carring an adorble fox plushi
"hi im Nyoko Kasumi just call me Nyo"
"awwwww hes so cute can i please see him oh please please please" said the girl who dosnt know self-control Kasy who immidatly rushed over to poor Nyo from jins lap were she was sitting leaving a blushing jin
"okay" at that she let Kasy see it wich she proceeded to huggle it then glomp it then handed it back to Nyo
"thank you"
"no prob so whats your name"
"Kasy its so cool to meet you friends"
"sure that sounds cool oh by the way why is there a talking baby and rubber duckies floeting around"
"no idea" while these 2 were talking with increasing nonsence evrbody was just watching sweatdroping And Angel kept banging her head in the desk repetedly
"um Angel you really shouldnt do that you might hurt your head" sayed a nervous Touya
"okay ill try but come on i love her to death she needs a brain owell so your Touya your sorta nice looking" at this Touya blushed crimson while Kasy cut off the convo with Nyo effictivly when she ran to Angel and hugged her
"i cant believe it you might actully like someone and actully was civil oh my god thats so great"
"ahem" at this evrone attentions turn to koenma "anywhay Nyo you will be stayiong with Kurame" he points to Kurame "you will call him Suuchi around humans and Kurame Train Nyo she recently found out shes half demon so she dosnt know much okay"
"yes Koenma" said the ever polite Kurame while Nyo smiled brightly
"your Kurame ohhhhh i get to stary with sombody rrrreeeeeeeaaaaalllllllllyyyyyyyy hot ccccccoooooooollllllllllllll" at this Kurame blushes Crimson while Nyo is cooing over him
"any whay Kimba please come in"
yet another girl comes in 5'8 with white and Brushy hair like koenmas in teen form wearing a black hooide with a white lion head on the back, a white topm black jeans, and black kicking boxing boots, and white fingerless gloves seagrean eyes
"shell stay here but she will atend your school Yuuska so look after her"
"alright tiny"
"hey that isnt nice be nicer" said again hyper Kasy
"no"
"hello call me Snow thats my nickname"
"okay whatever" said Yuuska carelessly
"yuuska is it why you wearin so much grease or is that somthing else" at this her eyes get wide and starts snickering (im sorry its a there somthing about mary when he pulls whatever the hell that was out of his penis and she thinks its hair stuff)
Thank God this is not my principal fandom...For those who say otherwise, I'm very sorry for this.