No, NOT Fred Luo! ...Please?
Story Or Series Title: Amber's New Life: A way to begin (her shitty capitalization, not mine)
Fandom: Cowboy Bebop, Final Fantasy, Monoke, Outlaw Star, Rurouni Kenshin, G Gundam, Trigun, Yu Yu Hakusho, Kingdom Hearts, Shaman King, and Samurai Deeper Kyo. And a bit of DBZ.
Culprit Author's Name: RyokoHakubi
Full Name (plus titles if any): Amber
Full Species(es): Apparently a crossover whore.
Hair Color (include adjectives): "reddish, brownish, blonde-ish hair"
Eye Color (include adjectives): "beautiful gray eyes"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Erm, does this count? "Her perfect curves, a nice amount of chest meat" and "such delicate, supple features"
Special Possessions (if any): A computer, which sickens me since she's so deranged, a severe need of a reality check, a short fuse, a "sensuous blue silk night gown", and eventually, the brain, hearts, souls and balls of all the bishonen in the above fandoms. Or maybe just Gene's and/or Fred's.
Annoying Origin: The self centered and unstable mind of an anime fangirl.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: She's saved by Gene and Jim but DBZ's Kame hears her cry for help.
Annoying Special Abilities: Has an attack called Blades of Blood, which make her shoot out beams of red light energy, can make Gene and Fred, who's a zillion times gayer than the Queer Eye guys, drool over her, and just gets on my nerves every time I see her in print.
Other Annoying Traits: Exists, and tries to turn Fred Luo straight by just popping up.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
"No way Jim. I thought she maybe like a sister to you or something. I mean she was found half-naked out side of our shop. Can we just ignore her and let her die?" said a stronger more defined voice which must have been Gene, (gene's thoughts)`Damn she looks hot, damn it she looks too young though'. She decided to actually get up and see what was going on.
"Yes?" Gene said to the monitor as a man's face appeared.
"Oh Gene, it's so good to see you!" said a man on the monitor
"What do you want." Gene said exasperated
"Oh Gene I'm crushed," the man replied.
"Hmm? Who's this guy Gene?" Amber said curiously.
"Gene who is that goddess behind you? A woman like her just may make a straight man out of me yet," the guy said as Amber ducked behind Gene's shoulder.
"Amber, Fred Lo. Fred, Amber," Gene said. He stepped aside revealing Amber and her beautiful body. Her perfect curves, a nice amount of chest meat, reddish, brownish, blonde-ish hair, beautiful gray eyes and such delicate, supple features temporarily stunned him. Then regaining his bearing smiled warmly at her.
"It is an honor to meet a goddess such as you." Fred played up his greeting hoping she was single.
"The pleasure is mine," she said bowing giving him a clear view of her cleavage.
"Well anyway why'd you call?"
"I wanted to relay a message to you from a possible client. She wants to hire you as bodyguards."
The fic's here: http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_ch.php/56768/171664#fic_c
The author's here: http://www.mediaminer.org/user_info.php/87095
It's only one chapter but she still must pay.
Fandom: Cowboy Bebop, Final Fantasy, Monoke, Outlaw Star, Rurouni Kenshin, G Gundam, Trigun, Yu Yu Hakusho, Kingdom Hearts, Shaman King, and Samurai Deeper Kyo. And a bit of DBZ.
Culprit Author's Name: RyokoHakubi
Full Name (plus titles if any): Amber
Full Species(es): Apparently a crossover whore.
Hair Color (include adjectives): "reddish, brownish, blonde-ish hair"
Eye Color (include adjectives): "beautiful gray eyes"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Erm, does this count? "Her perfect curves, a nice amount of chest meat" and "such delicate, supple features"
Special Possessions (if any): A computer, which sickens me since she's so deranged, a severe need of a reality check, a short fuse, a "sensuous blue silk night gown", and eventually, the brain, hearts, souls and balls of all the bishonen in the above fandoms. Or maybe just Gene's and/or Fred's.
Annoying Origin: The self centered and unstable mind of an anime fangirl.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: She's saved by Gene and Jim but DBZ's Kame hears her cry for help.
Annoying Special Abilities: Has an attack called Blades of Blood, which make her shoot out beams of red light energy, can make Gene and Fred, who's a zillion times gayer than the Queer Eye guys, drool over her, and just gets on my nerves every time I see her in print.
Other Annoying Traits: Exists, and tries to turn Fred Luo straight by just popping up.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
"No way Jim. I thought she maybe like a sister to you or something. I mean she was found half-naked out side of our shop. Can we just ignore her and let her die?" said a stronger more defined voice which must have been Gene, (gene's thoughts)`Damn she looks hot, damn it she looks too young though'. She decided to actually get up and see what was going on.
"Yes?" Gene said to the monitor as a man's face appeared.
"Oh Gene, it's so good to see you!" said a man on the monitor
"What do you want." Gene said exasperated
"Oh Gene I'm crushed," the man replied.
"Hmm? Who's this guy Gene?" Amber said curiously.
"Gene who is that goddess behind you? A woman like her just may make a straight man out of me yet," the guy said as Amber ducked behind Gene's shoulder.
"Amber, Fred Lo. Fred, Amber," Gene said. He stepped aside revealing Amber and her beautiful body. Her perfect curves, a nice amount of chest meat, reddish, brownish, blonde-ish hair, beautiful gray eyes and such delicate, supple features temporarily stunned him. Then regaining his bearing smiled warmly at her.
"It is an honor to meet a goddess such as you." Fred played up his greeting hoping she was single.
"The pleasure is mine," she said bowing giving him a clear view of her cleavage.
"Well anyway why'd you call?"
"I wanted to relay a message to you from a possible client. She wants to hire you as bodyguards."
The fic's here: http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_ch.php/56768/171664#fic_c
The author's here: http://www.mediaminer.org/user_info.php/87095
It's only one chapter but she still must pay.