lol Mary liek porn?
Stolen from deecherrywolf because she also likes porn =|
I tried to not Hetaliaspam this, but I failed.
Rules: Randomly pick 12 characters then answer the following smutty questions.
1. Tyki Mikk (D. Gray-man)
2. Peppo (Gankutsuou)
3. Austria (Hetalia)
4. Allen Walker (D. Gray-man)
5. Albert (Gankutsuou)
6. Rue (Princess Tutu)
7. Hungary (Hetalia)
8. Miranda Lotto (D. Gray-man)
9. France (Hetalia)
10. Ahiru (Princess Tutu)
11. Prussia (Hetalia)
12. Germany (Hetalia)
Does 10 strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
...lol no. That is not something I can picture for Ahiru like ever. Not even if it was Fakir and Mytho.
Who from your list would 11 most likely bottom to?
LOL DUH 7/HUNGARY
Would you rather do 3 or 5
3 FUCK YEAH even if I would get /panned for it...
Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
1. Tyki Mikk is impossible to refuse <3
12 and 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
"Wait, what?! You have a WHAT?!"
Poor Germany was likely expecting a girl with Peppo, poor thing. I'm sure he got over it, though.
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
Why pay? I'm cheap and I have a ton for free as it is. Internet =/.
Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your friends list is most likely to write a fic about it?
PARIS. And tricolores because she's a Francefag
When 12 masturbates, (s)he thinks about...
Wurst and potatoes. This is my headcanon after the Germany ver. Buono Tomato MAD.
What is 11's favorite sex toy?
...lol do costumes count? If so, NAZI UNIFORM!
Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 three way. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Germany/Hungary/Tyki? ...What? While that sounds extremely arousing, I doubt I'd write it unless in an RP. I just I don't even.
Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 or 6?
Prooobably 2/Peppo. He's into kinky stuff, and Rue'd be more likely to be the one tying up the other.
As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
...I dispute the "longtime lover" thing, but Hungary would probably demand Albert screw another guy while she gets to watch.
Choose a food item for 4 and 12 to use together.
...LOL WURST AND POTATOES?
8 and 4 are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
Allen and Miranda? Give me my brain back D<. But Allen.
Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
...France? Anything goes with him, I'm sure, excluding toilet-related things =/.
What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if (s)he had 8 naked, willing and able in his bed?
I'd be all over Miranda in a heartbeat oh my God *__* /drool. Albert, on the other hand, would probably run in terror because he is a faggot.
What wouldn't 10 and 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
That Ahiru is a duck, probably?
10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
...:"Je t'aime". And it is on her inner thigh.
Imagine that 2 writes an erotic 11/1/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
...Peppo would do it, but....Prussia/Tyki/Rue? WTF. Probably a summary loaded with innuendo, knowing Peppo.
If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
....Miranda would be disturbed no matter WHO it was.
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list.:
(9) France and (1) Tyki are having a quickie in a broom closet when (8)Miranda walks in on them. Naturally enough, (8) Miranda joins in, first paging (3) Austria, who's in the middle of fucking (5) Albert into the mattress. (3) Austria abandons (5) Albert on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and (5) Albert, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous (4) Allen attempts to rescue him. But (5)Albert will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where (10) Ahiru is one of his regular clients.
...lolwtf.
I tried to not Hetaliaspam this, but I failed.
Rules: Randomly pick 12 characters then answer the following smutty questions.
1. Tyki Mikk (D. Gray-man)
2. Peppo (Gankutsuou)
3. Austria (Hetalia)
4. Allen Walker (D. Gray-man)
5. Albert (Gankutsuou)
6. Rue (Princess Tutu)
7. Hungary (Hetalia)
8. Miranda Lotto (D. Gray-man)
9. France (Hetalia)
10. Ahiru (Princess Tutu)
11. Prussia (Hetalia)
12. Germany (Hetalia)
Does 10 strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
...lol no. That is not something I can picture for Ahiru like ever. Not even if it was Fakir and Mytho.
Who from your list would 11 most likely bottom to?
LOL DUH 7/HUNGARY
Would you rather do 3 or 5
3 FUCK YEAH even if I would get /panned for it...
Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
1. Tyki Mikk is impossible to refuse <3
12 and 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
"Wait, what?! You have a WHAT?!"
Poor Germany was likely expecting a girl with Peppo, poor thing. I'm sure he got over it, though.
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
Why pay? I'm cheap and I have a ton for free as it is. Internet =/.
Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your friends list is most likely to write a fic about it?
PARIS. And tricolores because she's a Francefag
When 12 masturbates, (s)he thinks about...
Wurst and potatoes. This is my headcanon after the Germany ver. Buono Tomato MAD.
What is 11's favorite sex toy?
...lol do costumes count? If so, NAZI UNIFORM!
Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 three way. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Germany/Hungary/Tyki? ...What? While that sounds extremely arousing, I doubt I'd write it unless in an RP. I just I don't even.
Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 or 6?
Prooobably 2/Peppo. He's into kinky stuff, and Rue'd be more likely to be the one tying up the other.
As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
...I dispute the "longtime lover" thing, but Hungary would probably demand Albert screw another guy while she gets to watch.
Choose a food item for 4 and 12 to use together.
...LOL WURST AND POTATOES?
8 and 4 are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
Allen and Miranda? Give me my brain back D<. But Allen.
Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
...France? Anything goes with him, I'm sure, excluding toilet-related things =/.
What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if (s)he had 8 naked, willing and able in his bed?
I'd be all over Miranda in a heartbeat oh my God *__* /drool. Albert, on the other hand, would probably run in terror because he is a faggot.
What wouldn't 10 and 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
That Ahiru is a duck, probably?
10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
...:"Je t'aime". And it is on her inner thigh.
Imagine that 2 writes an erotic 11/1/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
...Peppo would do it, but....Prussia/Tyki/Rue? WTF. Probably a summary loaded with innuendo, knowing Peppo.
If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
....Miranda would be disturbed no matter WHO it was.
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list.:
(9) France and (1) Tyki are having a quickie in a broom closet when (8)Miranda walks in on them. Naturally enough, (8) Miranda joins in, first paging (3) Austria, who's in the middle of fucking (5) Albert into the mattress. (3) Austria abandons (5) Albert on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and (5) Albert, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous (4) Allen attempts to rescue him. But (5)Albert will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where (10) Ahiru is one of his regular clients.
...lolwtf.