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I'd like to talk about my upstairs neighbor for a minute.
He's a gay spanish guy who gives me the privilege of waking up to the sounds of him and his boyfriend banging it like horny gorillas.
Sometimes him and his boyfriend fight in spanish and knock shit over in his apartment and scream so loud that I often fear they're killing each other.
Our apartments are totally identical except for the fact that he has a stainless sink in his kitchen and I have an old porcelain one that has been painted over in white over and over, WITHOUT PRIMER OR WHATEVER, so now it's just..falling apart. AND IT MAKES ME MAD.(I know this because I saw pictures of his apartment on craigslist.)
He's apparently a teacher, and he doesn't speak English.
He listens to fiesta music, techno, and Bloc Party.
And his wireless network name is BIGCOCKBADASS.
He's a gay spanish guy who gives me the privilege of waking up to the sounds of him and his boyfriend banging it like horny gorillas.
Sometimes him and his boyfriend fight in spanish and knock shit over in his apartment and scream so loud that I often fear they're killing each other.
Our apartments are totally identical except for the fact that he has a stainless sink in his kitchen and I have an old porcelain one that has been painted over in white over and over, WITHOUT PRIMER OR WHATEVER, so now it's just..falling apart. AND IT MAKES ME MAD.(I know this because I saw pictures of his apartment on craigslist.)
He's apparently a teacher, and he doesn't speak English.
He listens to fiesta music, techno, and Bloc Party.
And his wireless network name is BIGCOCKBADASS.