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[marynyu]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mary!

1. Mary can jump up to sixteen times her own height.
2. The risk of being struck by mary is one occurence every 9,300 years.
3. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using mary!
4. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Mary', hated mary and only wrote the book at her publisher's request!
5. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Mary Head!
6. Mary has a memory span of three seconds.
7. Until the 1960s, mary was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
8. Mary can taste with her feet!
9. Mary can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
10. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets mary.

Numbers 1, 2 and 6 might as well be true (I'm really short, rarely get angry at anyone, and have the attention span of Dory from "Finding Nemo").

Number 3 is... disturbing.

And now I want a Mr Mary Head!!!!