fat man suit
i just thought i'd inform you all that it looks like i'm wearing one of those fat people suits. ya know where they're freakishly swollen so it doesnt even look like a real face. either that or like i have a golf ball in my left cheek. i'm not sure which. i'm slightly annoyed though because my swelling is all off balance. if i have to be so ugly couldnt it at least be evenly distributed? p.s. vicadin is my best friend. i cant wait to eat solid foods again. i've been craving pizza like mad...