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[maryloulovesyou]

I have old Green Day in my head.
I haven't showered in two days.
The fireworks were cancelled last night;
my dad looked heartbroken.
I'm very emotional lately so please excuse that.
I'm very jealous that Cayla is going to fucking
Japan or something. That's just ridiculous.
I'm hungry but all I want to eat is chocolate
ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.
Mom's not home so I think I'll have that.
Nope, I know that I'll have that.
My favorite Seinfeld quote ever has
changed. It is now :

"Whatdya think the worst part about being blind is?
I think it'd be not being able to see if I had bugs
in my food. How could you ever enjoy a meal?!"

It's so true. Sheer genius, really.