1. It's hailing in Woodland Hills and it snowed yesterday in Santa Cruz (only a couple miles from the beach). Did anybody see the movie "The Day After Tomorrow"?
2. Yesterday: I woke up and was pleasantly surprised when I turned on the TV to see the end of "A Mighty Wind." Last night was the big Comedy Sportz show at El Camino for which I played the piano. I've never been thanked so many times in my life--I didn't know how to handle it. Then I had to take Chappy to her house to take a shower because she's such a little princess and then we met everyone at (where else but) Denny's. Afterwards, Nick, Mintz, and I spent the rest of the night hot beef injecting Chappy. In the words of Nick, "all the live long day."
3. Today: Band practice and then what's everybody doing tonight? Somebody call me.
4. I'm predicting the next big thing. It's going to be those annoying ring-back things that you can customize and record yourself. So everyone's going to think they're really funny and record a ring back that says, "Hello? Hello? Hellooooooo? I can't hear you. Are you there? Who is this? Do you have bad reception?" and then they pick up. I'm going to hate those people.
5. I'm going to start a pirate-themed beer brewery and we're going to have a beer called "Davy Jone's Lager."
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Roe vs. Wade...for Men 7.
Fancy a Hairy Lobster?