LOL 13 Ways to be PUNK. **joke**
13 ways to be punk.
1. Don't buy brand names. Buy everything from Hot Topic, because that's where all the REAL punks shop.
2. Don't bathe. Have you ever heard of a clean punk?
3. Pierce and tattoo EVERYTHING anytime you get a chance. And not at one of those wussy tattoo/piercing places, do it yourself.
4. You must mosh. Hurt everyone you can. Start moshing before the concert even starts. If you're a real punk, you'll mosh all the time, even if you get hurt.
5. Hate mainstream music. Any bands that are sell outs should never be listened to. A sell out is a band that has any fans besides you. Once your favorite band makes more than 20 fans, shun them. They're sellouts, and it's totally poserish to hang out with them.
6. Be in a band. If you're not in a band, you're a poser.
7. Ties! You have to wear a tie or you're just not cool.
8. Avril Lavigne and Benji Madden are punk Gods. Worship them.
9. There is no such thing as hair that can't be spiked. The higher the spikes, the more punk you are. Gel, Glue, and semen (a-la "Something About Mary" are great for spiking hair. Also, your hair can't be any 'natural' color, except black. Purple and Green are the most popular colors for punks.
10. Anarchy is awesome. You don't even have to know what it means, just draw the Anarchy symbol all over everything and you earn 20 punk points.
11. Everytime you go into a CD store, whine about Green Day and how much they suck and say you're boycotting Lookout Records. Bonus points if you get kicked out.
12. Talk like you're British, even if you're not from England. Phrases like "not bloody likely!" and "bollocks" will help you look even more punkish.
13. If you're black, get that thing done that Michael Jackson did and be white. You can't be black and a punk. It just doesn't work that way.
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1. Don't buy brand names. Buy everything from Hot Topic, because that's where all the REAL punks shop.
2. Don't bathe. Have you ever heard of a clean punk?
3. Pierce and tattoo EVERYTHING anytime you get a chance. And not at one of those wussy tattoo/piercing places, do it yourself.
4. You must mosh. Hurt everyone you can. Start moshing before the concert even starts. If you're a real punk, you'll mosh all the time, even if you get hurt.
5. Hate mainstream music. Any bands that are sell outs should never be listened to. A sell out is a band that has any fans besides you. Once your favorite band makes more than 20 fans, shun them. They're sellouts, and it's totally poserish to hang out with them.
6. Be in a band. If you're not in a band, you're a poser.
7. Ties! You have to wear a tie or you're just not cool.
8. Avril Lavigne and Benji Madden are punk Gods. Worship them.
9. There is no such thing as hair that can't be spiked. The higher the spikes, the more punk you are. Gel, Glue, and semen (a-la "Something About Mary" are great for spiking hair. Also, your hair can't be any 'natural' color, except black. Purple and Green are the most popular colors for punks.
10. Anarchy is awesome. You don't even have to know what it means, just draw the Anarchy symbol all over everything and you earn 20 punk points.
11. Everytime you go into a CD store, whine about Green Day and how much they suck and say you're boycotting Lookout Records. Bonus points if you get kicked out.
12. Talk like you're British, even if you're not from England. Phrases like "not bloody likely!" and "bollocks" will help you look even more punkish.
13. If you're black, get that thing done that Michael Jackson did and be white. You can't be black and a punk. It just doesn't work that way.
got off kiwibox.com