Well, it seems I've stumped you all, so here are the answers to the ship meme, as well as those that were guessed. Now, on to the business of finals and gifting. *g* I've also included the fandoms.
1. She flayed with it/he burned with it - Guessed by
velvetwhip, Willow/Spike
2. Sacrificed to save the chosen one/sacrificed to save the chosen one - Lily/Severus, HP
3. The tensai/the bucho - Tezuka/Fuji, The Prince of Tennis
4: The prince/the snake - Echizen/Kaidoh, The Prince of Tennis
5. The traitor/the chosen one - Severus/Harry, HP
6. He loved her with or without/she loved him with - Guessed by
velvetwhip Spike/Buffy
7. Centuries don't change either of them, not really. Guessed by
snogged, Spike/Angel(us)
8. He pretended to be dumb/she pretended to be emotional - Booth/Bones, Bones
9. She makes pretties/he makes explosions - Angela/Hodgins, Bones (though facial reconstructions can often be ugly, lol)
10. The snob/the know-it-all - Draco/Hermione, HP
11. He shows off/he sings for himself - Blaine/Kurt, Glee
12: She does it because she has to/he does it because he enjoys it - Georgina/Bastien, Succubus/Georgina Kincaid book series by Richelle Mead
13. The ladies' man/the runaway artist - Guessed by
snogged, Barney/Lily
14: Only friendship got them through that summer. - Ted/Marshall, HIMYM
15: The first time, they weren't students.../...they were dropouts, so it was fine. - Severus/Weasley twins, HP
16: He ruled with a deadly curse/he wielded his cane with abandon. Voldemort/Lucius Malfoy, HP
17: Strawberries/Vanilla - Willow/Tara, BtVS
18: He was punished for a crime he didn't commit/he was punished for no crime at all - Sirius/Remus, HP
19: He would have done anything for her/but she only ran away - Mad Hatter/Alice, Alice in Wonderland
20: He tried to be the strong one/but her weakness wore him down - Marshall/Lily, HIMYM
21: Special bonus one! His acrobatics blended with a strong strategy to propel them to greatness - Eiji/Oishi, The Prince of Tennis
Now - on to other things.