1. Who are you? Beth 2. Are we friends? Except for when you accuse me in public of stealing your leotard while I'm already failing at running and I didn't even steal your freaking leaotard and then people think I'm not only an unfit heavy breather, but I just got told off for stealing things. 3. When and how did we meet? I ran into you one fine day inside the ovarian walls of our mother's uterus. You complete me. 4. Do you have a crush on me? Refer to the above line. At one time I WAS crushing you. Then I ate your food just to have your saliva coating my throat, but only when you weren't looking. Now I just stalk you and read your journal. 5. Would you kiss me? Absolutely, Heck I would touch tongues with you. We already have. ALot. 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. I would have to call you through the extra skin late coming bleeder becuase it's disgusting and private and only you know about it and that's funny. 7. Describe me in one word. god (it's not blasphemy becuase I didn't capitalize the G) 8. What was your first impression? Well, at first I thought you were a people pleaser and a little wimpy, but then I realized it was just becuase you didn't have a backbone yet. 9. Do you still think that way about me now? No. You have a backbone now. You just don't use it. 10. What reminds you of me? That one song "I'm Nobody" because nobody else appriciates it and I'm not going to think about someone who doesnt even appriciate it while I listen to it so I think about you. Also Starbucks and walking in the rain and lip gloss and that one grey shirt with little white flowers on it that I took to outdoor school in sixth grade becuase I thought you looked really good in it and I wanted to look like you and spaghetti with half marinara half alfredo sauce on it and tanning beds and sometimes I move a certain way and think... that felt like what Mary does. 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? more time 12. How well do you know me? we're so intimate with eachother that we are practically one 13. When's the last time you saw me? today, walking home from the gas station where you bought tampons because i didnt know if mine were ultraslim and you dont want to try any other ones becuase this is the second period you've had in your whole life 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? all the time. we don't have a deep relationship but we know the deepest things about each other so we just ignore them. 15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you? nope becuase I don't want you to retaliate after the crap I just posted for all the world to see. I hope you don't check your email for a while. I hope all your friends read this. and then I hope you still talk to me.
Beth
2. Are we friends?
Except for when you accuse me in public of stealing your leotard while I'm already failing at running and I didn't even steal your freaking leaotard and then people think I'm not only an unfit heavy breather, but I just got told off for stealing things.
3. When and how did we meet?
I ran into you one fine day inside the ovarian walls of our mother's uterus. You complete me.
4. Do you have a crush on me?
Refer to the above line. At one time I WAS crushing you. Then I ate your food just to have your saliva coating my throat, but only when you weren't looking. Now I just stalk you and read your journal.
5. Would you kiss me?
Absolutely, Heck I would touch tongues with you. We already have. ALot.
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
I would have to call you through the extra skin late coming bleeder becuase it's disgusting and private and only you know about it and that's funny.
7. Describe me in one word.
god (it's not blasphemy becuase I didn't capitalize the G)
8. What was your first impression?
Well, at first I thought you were a people pleaser and a little wimpy, but then I realized it was just becuase you didn't have a backbone yet.
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
No. You have a backbone now. You just don't use it.
10. What reminds you of me?
That one song "I'm Nobody" because nobody else appriciates it and I'm not going to think about someone who doesnt even appriciate it while I listen to it so I think about you. Also Starbucks and walking in the rain and lip gloss and that one grey shirt with little white flowers on it that I took to outdoor school in sixth grade becuase I thought you looked really good in it and I wanted to look like you and spaghetti with half marinara half alfredo sauce on it and tanning beds and sometimes I move a certain way and think... that felt like what Mary does.
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
more time
12. How well do you know me?
we're so intimate with eachother that we are practically one
13. When's the last time you saw me?
today, walking home from the gas station where you bought tampons because i didnt know if mine were ultraslim and you dont want to try any other ones becuase this is the second period you've had in your whole life
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
all the time. we don't have a deep relationship but we know the deepest things about each other so we just ignore them.
15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
nope becuase I don't want you to retaliate after the crap I just posted for all the world to see. I hope you don't check your email for a while. I hope all your friends read this. and then I hope you still talk to me.
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