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This makes me laugh:
Jerry Lee Lewis: God said not to touch the apple. He didn't say have a nibble, He didn't say touch it every once in a while! He said "Don't. Touch. It." Don't think about touchin' it, don't sing about touchin' it, don't think about singing about touchin' it. Don't touch it!
Jerry Lee Lewis: God said not to touch the apple. He didn't say have a nibble, He didn't say touch it every once in a while! He said "Don't. Touch. It." Don't think about touchin' it, don't sing about touchin' it, don't think about singing about touchin' it. Don't touch it!