Baby, baby,
baby, baby, baby. I GET IT!!!! Babies seem to be the in accessory for 2006 but enough already. Thank you Tom/Katie, Gweneth/What's-his-face-mopppy-singer, Gwen/Gavin, Brad/Gaint-Lipped-home-wrecker, Brit/K-fed, Jennifer Garner/Ben Affleck, and the tons of other famous people who are having babies. And to my friends, Emily, Lecia, Mary, and Jenny. Not to mention every third skank I went to High School with. Thanks for making me feel like I am not cool, or happy, or complete, until I have a mini human. I AM COOL, HAPPY, and COMPLETE. Thanks for asking. And I can stay out as late as I want to and not have to worry about the babysitter. Also, I could smoke as much as I wanted, if I wanted to, and not worry about the 2nd hand smoke and it's effect on the baby. I can go anywhere and not worry about forgetting my baby. Not that I would forget my baby, but there's a small chance I suppose. I forget my keys all the time. And my coffee. Coffee is really, really important to me and I forget it sometimes. But then I just buy one on the way to school; that's harder to do with a baby.
**My good pal Emily had a baby today. I am happy for her. Really I am. I can't wait to meet the little bugger. And hold him. And babysit. **
**My good pal Emily had a baby today. I am happy for her. Really I am. I can't wait to meet the little bugger. And hold him. And babysit. **