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My name is Bank of America and when someone deposits a check on Friday, they can't get their money until Tuesday. I realize people have rent and shit to pay, but I don't care.
Dear Watson Dwyer Employment Agency:
I understand the inefficiency of having direct deposit for your temp employees, but since I can't get Direct Deposit, how about you print your checks straight since the ATM can't read them to do a deposit when they are crooked. I don't really blame the bank, i blame you b/c if they were straight, I could have deposited in the ATM Thursday and had the money on Friday.
ps. pay me more money
My name is Three flights of Stairs and I'm a bitch to climb, especially when you are carrying a large mattress or sofa. My best friends are Door, Locked Door 1, and Locked Door 2. Sometimes I smell like sour orange juice or bad Indian Food, which is really pleasant when you are climbing me and breathing heavily.
My name is Beal Properties, and I don't like shoveling OR simply putting down ice on my sidewalks, b/c I like to see new movers struggle and struggle trying not to fall while moving all their crap in.
Dear Office Depot:
Ben won't say anything to you, so I will. How about when someone spends $250 on a desk, you give them a desk that isn't all scratched up because someone let the box fall or dropped it instead of taking notice to the fragile nature. How about 15% back, okay? Thanks bitches.
Our names are Cameron Diaz and Jamie Fox. How about you
people give us some credit for our stellar roles in Any Given Sunday? We know that movie is quite a few years old now, but watch it and tell us we aren't good actors. I, Cameron, know Charlie's Angels sucked, and so did mostly every other movie I have been in, but this one was good. And I, Jamie Fox, know that every movie I've been in, except for Stealth, has been good, so we already knew I was good.
Dear Watson Dwyer Employment Agency:
I understand the inefficiency of having direct deposit for your temp employees, but since I can't get Direct Deposit, how about you print your checks straight since the ATM can't read them to do a deposit when they are crooked. I don't really blame the bank, i blame you b/c if they were straight, I could have deposited in the ATM Thursday and had the money on Friday.
ps. pay me more money
My name is Three flights of Stairs and I'm a bitch to climb, especially when you are carrying a large mattress or sofa. My best friends are Door, Locked Door 1, and Locked Door 2. Sometimes I smell like sour orange juice or bad Indian Food, which is really pleasant when you are climbing me and breathing heavily.
My name is Beal Properties, and I don't like shoveling OR simply putting down ice on my sidewalks, b/c I like to see new movers struggle and struggle trying not to fall while moving all their crap in.
Dear Office Depot:
Ben won't say anything to you, so I will. How about when someone spends $250 on a desk, you give them a desk that isn't all scratched up because someone let the box fall or dropped it instead of taking notice to the fragile nature. How about 15% back, okay? Thanks bitches.
Our names are Cameron Diaz and Jamie Fox. How about you
people give us some credit for our stellar roles in Any Given Sunday? We know that movie is quite a few years old now, but watch it and tell us we aren't good actors. I, Cameron, know Charlie's Angels sucked, and so did mostly every other movie I have been in, but this one was good. And I, Jamie Fox, know that every movie I've been in, except for Stealth, has been good, so we already knew I was good.