A Special Suprise.
ok, so here's a really really good one. it was like 5 days ago, but i didn't have a computer to type this into. because i was driving across country, that's why. so yeah, i'm at sea world with the girlfriend, having a kick ass time. except all of the fucking little kids. little bitches. so i find a way to have fun torturing them. some of you are gonna laugh soooo hard, and some are going to hate me.
i'm standing in line for the rides with all of these damn little kids standing behind me, always hitting my legs and shit. they keep invading my bubble region and keep pissing me off. so you may ask, what did i do about it. well let me tell you. i just stand there and start to concentrate, trying to use all of my powers for evil right now. all of a sudden kati looks at me and says, "what are you doing!!!" then...all of a sudden.... it happened..."Phhhhhhhhhhhh" can you guess what that was? that's right, i farted in the kids face! it was fucking awesome. i did it like 3 or 4 different times. it was the funniest thing ever.
i'm standing in line for the rides with all of these damn little kids standing behind me, always hitting my legs and shit. they keep invading my bubble region and keep pissing me off. so you may ask, what did i do about it. well let me tell you. i just stand there and start to concentrate, trying to use all of my powers for evil right now. all of a sudden kati looks at me and says, "what are you doing!!!" then...all of a sudden.... it happened..."Phhhhhhhhhhhh" can you guess what that was? that's right, i farted in the kids face! it was fucking awesome. i did it like 3 or 4 different times. it was the funniest thing ever.