(no subject)
Your real name: Meleah Kristine Vick (soon to be) Pettit
2. What friends call you: Leah, May-la, Mel
3. What your boyfriend/girlfriend calls you: Lelah, Love, Baby Love
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: I once wished I had a name like Alex, cos I thought it was cool for girls to have boy names.
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: Gertrude, Bertha, Francine.
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?:
a. turtle: Yertle.
b. goose: Jeffrey.
c. pirate: Johnny.
d. a hot girl: Isabelle.
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: "You Only Think You Know"
What would you name a ship you built?: The S.S. Helluva Lot Sexier Than You
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: The True Nature
Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: no.
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: can't recall.
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: yes! I was a little tipsy and I didn't smoke it, but I breathed a lot of second hand from some pot at a party. I jumped a fence that was about as tall as me and I ripped my new todd oldham jeans and I was on such an adrenaline rush that I had no Idea that my stomach and leg had a huge bleeding gash. (if I have the time, ask me..I'll tell you the story.)
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: yeah, but I don't think anyone saw.
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: no
16. Nearly drowned?: at wind creek a long time ago.
17. Passed out?: I passed out at walmart from a really bad inner ear infection.
18. Had a crush on somebody: when have I NOT had a crush on somebody?
19. Been stuck in the rain?: Yes, but I love rain. it's fun. the aftermath isn't.
20. Been attacked by an animal?: Yeah amy matson's stupid dog, flower had been drinking beer and attacked me. He bit the hell out of my leg. still have a scar.
21. Caught people having sex?: not actually having sex, but they were gettin pretty frisky.
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: no, but I nearly have.
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: yes.
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: no
25. Made a wish that came true?: Yes, on many occasions.
Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream...that Eminem tried to rape me.
27. I'm only racist towards..purple with red stripes and lime green polka dots.
28. I don't even know why I'm...not still napping.
29. I'd give anything to have sex with...Adam. (what luck, I will be doing so two months!)
30. Nothing sucks more than having to...work. when you have much better things to do.
31. If I had six bucks i'd buy...a magazine.
32. It's hot. I should take off my...shirt.
33. It's always more fun if you...aren't alone.
34. You can't eat steak without...A1
35. You better shut up before I....beat you to a bloody pulp and laugh.
36. I really like you and everything but...get over yourself.
What would you do if...
37. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: punch him in the face poke his eyes out.
38. Somebody was about to steal your car?: Scream, "What the f*@k do you think you're doing?" then stab them with my keys.
39. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: scream, run, pass out.
40 You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: bust out laughing, turn bright red. make a joke about it. move on.
41. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: laugh and say, "At least I can see, bitch!" and poke out their eyes.
42. You had three wishes?: I'd have jessica alba's body, I'd have boy and girl twins, my car of choice.
43. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized? It would be made legal that child abusers would have the exact same things done to them that they did to their children as punishment. then they'd be hanged. in front of a popcorn, cotton candy eating audience.
44. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?:I'd give them on two conditions, "Tell me your workout and diet plan that you used during your really toned up days, and tell me what the sex of your baby is."
45. You had a time machine?: I would go back and instead of crying after the stupid high school breakups, I would have laughed in all their faces and said, "I was too good for you anyway! and You're not near as great as you seemed!"
Would you rather....
47. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: cancer, it kills more people everyday.
48. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: teleport.
49. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: record my dreams.
50. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: skinny all the way.
51. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: lost in the forest
52. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: drama.
53. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: Rock. A dark, sexy video with a hot leading man, and I would be wearing the most awesome outfits ever.
54. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: Feb 29th.
55. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: if the TMNT can do it, so can i.
56. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: Mental institution, cos people wouldn't bother you, you'd have lots of "you" time.
57. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: hang glide.
58. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: pirate. pirates are sexy.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
59. Courage: the cowardly dog
60. Driver: minnie.
61. Yoga: sex
62. Bakery: yum
63. Roach: papa
64. Mushroom: fairy
65. Sprung: spring
66. Exotic: dancer
67. Pythagorean: snake. I know it's a theorem, but I think python.
Miscellaneous
68. What is the definition of love?: jesus.
69. List 3 words that are clues to who you are interested in right now? Kelly. Adam. Pettit.
Who or what is your worst enemy? food. fatty food.
71. Who is the last person you kicked?: myself.
72. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: i don't know anything about chess.
73. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: Victoria, that's about it.
74. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: the little sweet things adam says sometimes are the best.
What's Your opinion?
75. "Girls are nothing but drama.": no, losing your dick is drama.
76. "Only idiots watch Family Guy.": then, I'm the queen idiot.
77. "Kentucky is way better than Cali": never been to either.
78. "There's nothing wrong with stealing.": yeah there is.
79. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": famous last words.
80. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon." for halloween.
81. "Music is stupid.": You're stupid, who asked you?
82. "Your car sucks.": I drive a freaking mustang, bitch, what you got?
2. What friends call you: Leah, May-la, Mel
3. What your boyfriend/girlfriend calls you: Lelah, Love, Baby Love
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: I once wished I had a name like Alex, cos I thought it was cool for girls to have boy names.
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: Gertrude, Bertha, Francine.
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?:
a. turtle: Yertle.
b. goose: Jeffrey.
c. pirate: Johnny.
d. a hot girl: Isabelle.
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: "You Only Think You Know"
What would you name a ship you built?: The S.S. Helluva Lot Sexier Than You
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: The True Nature
Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: no.
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: can't recall.
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: yes! I was a little tipsy and I didn't smoke it, but I breathed a lot of second hand from some pot at a party. I jumped a fence that was about as tall as me and I ripped my new todd oldham jeans and I was on such an adrenaline rush that I had no Idea that my stomach and leg had a huge bleeding gash. (if I have the time, ask me..I'll tell you the story.)
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: yeah, but I don't think anyone saw.
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: no
16. Nearly drowned?: at wind creek a long time ago.
17. Passed out?: I passed out at walmart from a really bad inner ear infection.
18. Had a crush on somebody: when have I NOT had a crush on somebody?
19. Been stuck in the rain?: Yes, but I love rain. it's fun. the aftermath isn't.
20. Been attacked by an animal?: Yeah amy matson's stupid dog, flower had been drinking beer and attacked me. He bit the hell out of my leg. still have a scar.
21. Caught people having sex?: not actually having sex, but they were gettin pretty frisky.
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: no, but I nearly have.
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: yes.
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: no
25. Made a wish that came true?: Yes, on many occasions.
Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream...that Eminem tried to rape me.
27. I'm only racist towards..purple with red stripes and lime green polka dots.
28. I don't even know why I'm...not still napping.
29. I'd give anything to have sex with...Adam. (what luck, I will be doing so two months!)
30. Nothing sucks more than having to...work. when you have much better things to do.
31. If I had six bucks i'd buy...a magazine.
32. It's hot. I should take off my...shirt.
33. It's always more fun if you...aren't alone.
34. You can't eat steak without...A1
35. You better shut up before I....beat you to a bloody pulp and laugh.
36. I really like you and everything but...get over yourself.
What would you do if...
37. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: punch him in the face poke his eyes out.
38. Somebody was about to steal your car?: Scream, "What the f*@k do you think you're doing?" then stab them with my keys.
39. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: scream, run, pass out.
40 You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: bust out laughing, turn bright red. make a joke about it. move on.
41. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: laugh and say, "At least I can see, bitch!" and poke out their eyes.
42. You had three wishes?: I'd have jessica alba's body, I'd have boy and girl twins, my car of choice.
43. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized? It would be made legal that child abusers would have the exact same things done to them that they did to their children as punishment. then they'd be hanged. in front of a popcorn, cotton candy eating audience.
44. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?:I'd give them on two conditions, "Tell me your workout and diet plan that you used during your really toned up days, and tell me what the sex of your baby is."
45. You had a time machine?: I would go back and instead of crying after the stupid high school breakups, I would have laughed in all their faces and said, "I was too good for you anyway! and You're not near as great as you seemed!"
Would you rather....
47. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: cancer, it kills more people everyday.
48. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: teleport.
49. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: record my dreams.
50. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: skinny all the way.
51. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: lost in the forest
52. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: drama.
53. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: Rock. A dark, sexy video with a hot leading man, and I would be wearing the most awesome outfits ever.
54. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: Feb 29th.
55. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: if the TMNT can do it, so can i.
56. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: Mental institution, cos people wouldn't bother you, you'd have lots of "you" time.
57. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: hang glide.
58. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: pirate. pirates are sexy.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
59. Courage: the cowardly dog
60. Driver: minnie.
61. Yoga: sex
62. Bakery: yum
63. Roach: papa
64. Mushroom: fairy
65. Sprung: spring
66. Exotic: dancer
67. Pythagorean: snake. I know it's a theorem, but I think python.
Miscellaneous
68. What is the definition of love?: jesus.
69. List 3 words that are clues to who you are interested in right now? Kelly. Adam. Pettit.
Who or what is your worst enemy? food. fatty food.
71. Who is the last person you kicked?: myself.
72. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: i don't know anything about chess.
73. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: Victoria, that's about it.
74. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: the little sweet things adam says sometimes are the best.
What's Your opinion?
75. "Girls are nothing but drama.": no, losing your dick is drama.
76. "Only idiots watch Family Guy.": then, I'm the queen idiot.
77. "Kentucky is way better than Cali": never been to either.
78. "There's nothing wrong with stealing.": yeah there is.
79. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": famous last words.
80. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon." for halloween.
81. "Music is stupid.": You're stupid, who asked you?
82. "Your car sucks.": I drive a freaking mustang, bitch, what you got?