The nation. On crack.
What a messed up couple of weeks for U.S. news. Let's see a show of hands for the most bizarre development:
Anna Nicole Smith's death and the ensuing paternity battle
The Bad-Girl Astronaut who tarnished NASA's image with a jealous attempted kidnapping
or
The 29-year-old sex offender who posed as a 7th grader at four different schools while living in a motor home with two other men posing as his relatives
WHAT IS FREAKIN' WRONG WITH EVERYBODY?
Anna Nicole Smith's death and the ensuing paternity battle
The Bad-Girl Astronaut who tarnished NASA's image with a jealous attempted kidnapping
or
The 29-year-old sex offender who posed as a 7th grader at four different schools while living in a motor home with two other men posing as his relatives
WHAT IS FREAKIN' WRONG WITH EVERYBODY?