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wadewilson in marvel_mansion

Murder Most Foul.

Aug 02, 2007 00:17

Murder on the mind. 187. Doornail Factory. Daisy push-ups. Gut like a trout. 101 Creative Uses for a Pickaxe. Force-feeding chocolate-covered C4 to Rapist Cable ( Read more... )

cable, "the search for siryn", deadpool, constrictor

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barwithnoname August 6 2007, 23:05:50 UTC

Suddenly, 'Yakety Sax' starts playing in his pocket.

On the other end of the cell phone is an associate of his. And an ex-roommate.

"Wilson. Constrictor."

wadewilson August 6 2007, 23:07:14 UTC

Wade's greeting is atypical.

"Whaddaya want now, Frank?"

barwithnoname August 6 2007, 23:08:08 UTC

"What? That's it? No insults or reminiscing about the whole deal with your shapeshifty ex? I still say she was a man."

wadewilson August 6 2007, 23:09:18 UTC

"Get to the point or I have several points that are gonna get to you, Frank."

Absolutely no nonsense.

barwithnoname August 6 2007, 23:10:59 UTC

Which is entirely disconcerting.

"Jeez louise. Fine. Look, I think I've got a sighting on your redhead. Traveling with some complete douchebag with Rogue hair, right?"

wadewilson August 6 2007, 23:12:01 UTC

Wade freezes, and his eyes widen.

"Where the hell are you?"

barwithnoname August 6 2007, 23:13:10 UTC

"Madripoor. I've caught sight of them skulking around - I think that sweet-ass Spider-Woman chick has been around here, too."

wadewilson August 6 2007, 23:25:54 UTC

"MADRIPOOR?!"

THAT shithole?!

Holy mother of fucking fuck, if that sleazebag rape-face asshole is pimping her out to the low-life whoremongers in that scumburg, he can't be killed enough.

Isn't Wolverine supposed to be patrolling that hellhole?

"Do NOT let them leave, Frank. If you do, I'm making thyroid shishkebob."

The connection is dead.

A more secure line is opened.

"Deadpool to Crusty Piece of Shit Degenerate-Spawner."

cable_ready August 6 2007, 23:27:59 UTC

"Fuck you, Wade. What do you want?"

wadewilson August 6 2007, 23:30:09 UTC

"Madripoor. Wrangle up the cavalry. It's time to kill you."

cable_ready August 6 2007, 23:36:11 UTC

"It's not me, you hypocritical psychopath. Shut up and get ready for a bodyslide."

wadewilson August 6 2007, 23:38:13 UTC

A disgusted shiver goes down Wade's spine.

"Can't you call it teleporting like everyone else, you creepy old bastard?"

cable_ready August 6 2007, 23:39:11 UTC

"It's not the same tech, moron. Shut up."

Then, Wade is no longer at Cassidy Keep... and he may never return.

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