If it was one thing about rich people on this earth, Nate found, it was that they tended to be easily rattled. They have the best protection money can by, they figure no one can get past their security, they figure they have nice little bubbles where they'll be totally safe and no harm will befall them. Burst that bubble, you scare them to death
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"The new wallpaper!"
"Who would dare attack the Golden Calf casino!" Roars the paunchy man sitting in the throne-like center of the room.
"Eet does not matter..." The boss's very shadow says, twisting into a vaguely humanoid shape...which moves open, caul-like, to reveal a fantasticly pretty man in dark armor and a grim domino mask, "...for theese meddlers face the power of...DARK ROBERTO!"
"Roberto...WHIP!" Dark Roberto shouts out, moving his hands and sending a trip of inky black tentacle-whips at the invading metahumans!
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"I guess this must be our host for the evening. Ladies, would you like to give him a proper greeting first?"
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He looks like he'll put up a good fight.
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"Got you!" At least, until about a second before impact, when the mysterious man sinks into his own shadow! There's a moment of silence, and then.
"Shoot her!" The Pudgy Man orders, pointing his cigar at Spider-Woman. "A lot!"
His goons, four men armed with pistols of various makes, comply quickly after the moment's hesitation, blasting away at Spider-Woman's position! Meanwhile, X-Man may feel a slight tinge in the astral plane...
...before the dread image of DARK ROBERTO rises out of Nate's own shadow! "How you say in the english?" Roberto quearies, his right hand manifesting a wicked looking hatchet of pure darkness, that he quickly swings at Nate! "Boo."
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Jessica curses. She's surrounded by four goons. She looks at them each in succession, grinning as she lets loose a heavy wave of pheromones. "Why don't two of you attack Ham-Head over there?" She asks, deftly taking two of them out. She indicates the Pudgy Man. "He looks like he needs a bit of exercise."
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Right. So next time I want a vacation, I'm going someplace normal. Like...oh hell, there is noplace normal, is there?
She shoots a string of venom blasts at...she can't even say his name. It's too painful.
"Bake, big boy!"
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"You know, I really didn't see that one coming."
But the shock quickly passed, and Nate followed Jessica's lead and fired on Senior Doughboy.
"Let's fry his ass!"
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There's a hiss of steam, and a groan of suffering...and, soon, the deed is done. But, well, what do you do with a giant lump of fried dough that was once a man?
"...I surrender." The living gunman says, dropping his weapon.
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...you leave it for the hotel employees to clean up.
Nate glanced over at Jessica.
~Madripoor is your beat. Who else are we supposed to be looking for?~
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A heady dose of phermones.
"So what's your story?" Jessica asks NOT-SO-DARK ROBERTO.
"Who are your working for? Or working with? I'd really love a contact list, handsome."
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