Lemmings

Aug 15, 2006 01:13

Mystique stares at the HellHouse. This is why she has minions.

No.

This is where she acquires minions. Her current lot need a few more weeks to stew in jail after the bullshit they pulled while she was in Genosha. She'll break them out when she needs some muscle or when they stop whining about paid vacation leave, whichever comes first. Right ( Read more... )

weasel, fenway, "anvil", mystique, patch, c.f., roach, deadpool

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hellhouse_inc August 15 2006, 05:32:06 UTC
Fenway's at the corner of the bar, squinting at the request.

"Ball girl thinks the urinal is the cooler."

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hellhouse_inc August 15 2006, 05:32:37 UTC
C.F. shakes his head. "C'mon, Fenway, Heineken ain't so bad."

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hellhouse_inc August 15 2006, 05:34:10 UTC
The short guy behind the bar turns around from polishing a glass - a once-in-a-blue-moon event.

"We don't rat out our guys, Mysti," he says, with an assumed air of familiarity, remembering the last time she was in this joint.

"Stick around a while, he'll show up."

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hellhouse_inc August 15 2006, 05:35:03 UTC
"I'd drink cup sweat before I'd drink that."

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ms_tique August 15 2006, 05:37:10 UTC
"Charming. I'll hold you to that later."

She turns to the gnome. "He doesn't owe me anything and I don't have a contract out on him."

His last contact address is quite literally a barren hole in the ground.

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la_belette August 15 2006, 05:45:02 UTC
Well, yeah. He's good with things that go boom, he is.

Weaz is hiding out in a dark corner, buried up to his nose in some gun parts. This is a tricky one; the customer who wants it is colorblind, and needs a sight that'll correct for that. Over the babble of voices he hears a familiar one, but it fails to register for a bit.

Then it does.

He glances up, and lo and behold glory glory halleujah it's his favorite blue skinned shape-shifter.

He's smiling.

He's also working. C'mon over, 'Tique, bring him a beer, he's very happy to see you.

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hellhouse_inc August 15 2006, 05:47:22 UTC
"Policy's policy. Pop a squat. He'll show soon enough."

He slides the beer to her, angling his head over to said dark corner.

"Five bucks, or you want a tab?"

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ms_tique August 15 2006, 05:51:11 UTC
"Start a tab."

She stares into the mirror hanging behind the bar. Most of these cretins are so far down the pecking order their dossier's haven't crossed her desk. Off in one corner, though....the gnome's a dick.

"Send two more to my table. Make one of them a Bud Light."

She saunters across the room and stops in front of Weasel. "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

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la_belette August 15 2006, 05:53:33 UTC
"Can't it be both?"

He waves at a spare...well, call it a chair for lack of a better word. It's closer to a crate.

"Hello, Mystique. How'd everything go?"

Weaz? Has NO CLUE what the hell happened in Genosha. This is what happens when you're in physical therapy for close to three months.

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ms_tique August 15 2006, 05:57:23 UTC
How does one answer that? I was nearly dissected, but it all worked out for the best. "Better than expected. Check CNN. Erik's ruling Genosha, now."

She takes a drag off her beer. "How've you been? I noticed your Pahrump renovations."

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la_belette August 15 2006, 06:02:39 UTC
"Oh. Well then. I've been...out of comission for a bit. Which is why the Nevada base is now rubble."

To tell her flat out? Or no? Hmmmm. Eh, what the hell. Maybe Mystique can give him a bit of protection from that psychotic, disease-riddled whore.

"Had a run-in with an old friend of Deadpool's. Bitch broke about ninety percent of my bones. I only just got back in business. CNN was the last thing on my mind."

He sighs and fiddles with the sight for a second.

"Had to scram from Pahrump. She knows where I lived." Not going to mention he brought her there, no SIR.

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ms_tique August 15 2006, 06:08:22 UTC
She lays a firm hand on his jaw and turns his face from side to side, studying it critically. "I see." Her gaze drops down to the disassembled parts on the table. "I take it didn't permanantly damage anything critical?"

She keeps her face serious, perhaps even a hair concerned. This is excellent news. If he's on the run, he'll probalby work for half what she was prepared to offer him.

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la_belette August 15 2006, 06:11:19 UTC
When she does that, he can't quite keep the kicked puppy look off his face. Play to her sympathy, get her to feel sorry for him...

"Well, the fingers were the worst. My left pinky's probably never going to be the same again."

He holds up the offending digit, almost in a 'kiss and make it better?' kind of way.

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ms_tique August 15 2006, 06:15:38 UTC
Why did she even bother assuming she'd need to persuade him?

Because she's used to working with professionals.

She wraps his hand around her lukewarm beer and motions for the bartender to send the other two over already. "I think you need some field work. Something that won't leave you in any one place for too long."

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la_belette August 15 2006, 06:21:02 UTC
Hey! He's a professional! He's just a sucker for a pretty rack face.

"I think that's the best idea I've heard in weeks. I mean, the guys here are all well and good, but if Typhoid were to show up here looking for me, this place'd be emptier faster'n you could say 'there's a contract to go take nude pictures of Angelina Jolie on the line.'"

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ms_tique August 15 2006, 18:28:01 UTC
"Typhoid." She thinks for a moment. "The kid at the CDC who generates lethal varities of any disease he's exposed to or the chick with multiple personalities, all of them into pain?" Nice kid. They've traded lace tatting patterns over the internet.

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