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I love Lindsey Lohan, yes i DO! I love Lindsey woo hoo hoo! I'm obsessed, yes I am! yay! Okay well today I saw a rock and it reminded me of Lindsey Lohan because of her rock-hard breasts. I almost wet myself when i saw it. So I picked it up and took it home to put it next to the twig I found last week that reminded me of her almost see-through body. She's HOTTT! So then I went to Wal-Mart and saw this British old woman shopping for diapers. She was trying to reach the Maximum Dryness ones at the top of the shelf. She seemed like a nice lady, since she was reacheing for Depend (those are the good ones, trust me, I know...) So I went up to her and said, "Excuse me, I lost my number. Can I have yours?" She then turned to me and said, "Oh sure dahling, but before I do that you must reach up and grab a pack of Depend. Can you do that for me....hot-buns?" I then found myself turned on, with a rocket in my pants. And believe me, it was ready for take-off. So I got the diapers and she gently spanked me. The rocket wanted it bad. Just then she grabbed the diapers and looked at me as if I were an ax murderer. "Who the hell are you?!?! RAPE!! RAPE! I'm being raped!!" Then cops came in and beat me up with sticks. My rocket was disappointed. So now I'm here, telling you my sad story. Don't trust old ladies. Especially the ones that use Depend.