Why The Martha Irritates Me, part nineteen or thereabouts
I was sick today and dozed off on the couch, and when I woke up The Martha was doing her trademark song and dance about...white sauce.
Of course, she couldn't just CALL it white sauce, that would be too common. She couldn't namedrop then, as she did while chuntering on about how Chef Soandso taught her to use a "bechamel" to make macaroni and cheese. And this was all in that sanctimonious, smug, know-it-all tone of voice.
Bitch, please.
Betty Crocker has been telling us to make a WHITE SAUCE for macaroni and cheese since before The Martha was damned well born.
Of course, she couldn't just CALL it white sauce, that would be too common. She couldn't namedrop then, as she did while chuntering on about how Chef Soandso taught her to use a "bechamel" to make macaroni and cheese. And this was all in that sanctimonious, smug, know-it-all tone of voice.
Bitch, please.
Betty Crocker has been telling us to make a WHITE SAUCE for macaroni and cheese since before The Martha was damned well born.