Down with Fauxbrato
Fake vibrato must be eradicated. Learn it correctly, and remember - there's nothing wrong with hitting and holding a note. I'm looking at you, Toby Keith. And David Hasselhoff. And everyone on Rock Star: Supernova.
Next weekend I should have the fireplace up and running. I'd better pick up a robe and some cognac to help break it in properly. And marshmallows. Mmm.
Do you know anyone who uses an exclamation point to end every sentence they type! Every single one! Even when they are questions! Perhaps it is you who perpetrates this abomination! Please do not do this! Also you do not need to avoid contractions altogether! Unless you really despise contractions you do not have to cut them out for good! Commas are your friends! Use them! You do not have to begin a new sentence in lieu of punctuation! Really!
My old bed had to go (needed burnin') so I have a different one now. Double box springs. Hell yeah. I just hope I don't fall off and break my fucking arm, because that is one hell of a drop.
'Untitled Zombie Epic' is moving along nicely; expect it to be breaking box-office records sometime around October 2008. My elmer has asked me not to discuss details, but I can unequivocally guarantee that none of you are ready for this jelly.
Next weekend I should have the fireplace up and running. I'd better pick up a robe and some cognac to help break it in properly. And marshmallows. Mmm.
Do you know anyone who uses an exclamation point to end every sentence they type! Every single one! Even when they are questions! Perhaps it is you who perpetrates this abomination! Please do not do this! Also you do not need to avoid contractions altogether! Unless you really despise contractions you do not have to cut them out for good! Commas are your friends! Use them! You do not have to begin a new sentence in lieu of punctuation! Really!
My old bed had to go (needed burnin') so I have a different one now. Double box springs. Hell yeah. I just hope I don't fall off and break my fucking arm, because that is one hell of a drop.
'Untitled Zombie Epic' is moving along nicely; expect it to be breaking box-office records sometime around October 2008. My elmer has asked me not to discuss details, but I can unequivocally guarantee that none of you are ready for this jelly.