Aug 07, 2005 22:37
Vin Diesel has a black belt in pudding, which is not a martial art. He's just that good at it.
All Gmail invitations must first be cleared with Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel wrestles himself when no ones watching.
Vin Diesel created the internet out of some 2x4's and a pack of smokes he stole from Jesus.
Four different flavors of Ovaltine can emit from Vin Diesel's tear ducts.
Vin Diesel can consume his own weight of any substance, except Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel shaves with a chainsaw.
Vin Diesel is in fact his own grandpa
Vin Diesel once ate an entire train after he derailed it...with his PENIS!
If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Vin replied "Because Grammy's are for queers", then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.
Vin Diesel is actually an android controlled by a little balding British man named Basil.