Yeah, so *stabs self in the eye*
Morals = Teh Suxxors
That's all I've gotta say about that.
Thing is, I have this pretty hot guy who wants to hook up with me. Seeing as I can't remember the last time I've had intimate contact with another man, I should be leaping at the chance right? Che, I don't know what's wrong with me. Morals suck.
That and it's getting closer to the *spooky voice* Holiday Season ... and we all know how lame that can be for us single-folk. Lame as shit. And smelly like it too.
Oo! Last night I went over to Dominikles to watch Desperate Housewives with him and some other peoples and the boy had the nerve to say that *I* was trying to get *HIM* to sleep with me! *shrieks* I almost dove across the way to rip off his ears and gouge his eyes out with a spork! It's totally obvious that he wants me to sleep with him! Dah!
*momentarily goes back to illegally download musica*
I heart musica and I dare The Man to come find me. Hah, I probably shouldn't say that.
Oo! Oo! I've gained five pounds in the time I started working out again ... which has been about a month I think. Schooooo exschited! I have man-boobs again. *titters*
Yeah. I sound dumb saying that. But I feel hawt. All zee menz vill vant me schoon. How dutch of me. I love schounding like zhee dutch.
Lyan = Teh Hussy.
Lilleh = Teh Tramp
Jules = Teh Wench
*hearts his women*
Kristina = Teh Tootie
Chels-Chels = Teh Kyootie
Dan-Dan = My Hero
*does a jig in his seat*
That's all I've gotta say about that.
Thing is, I have this pretty hot guy who wants to hook up with me. Seeing as I can't remember the last time I've had intimate contact with another man, I should be leaping at the chance right? Che, I don't know what's wrong with me. Morals suck.
That and it's getting closer to the *spooky voice* Holiday Season ... and we all know how lame that can be for us single-folk. Lame as shit. And smelly like it too.
Oo! Last night I went over to Dominikles to watch Desperate Housewives with him and some other peoples and the boy had the nerve to say that *I* was trying to get *HIM* to sleep with me! *shrieks* I almost dove across the way to rip off his ears and gouge his eyes out with a spork! It's totally obvious that he wants me to sleep with him! Dah!
*momentarily goes back to illegally download musica*
I heart musica and I dare The Man to come find me. Hah, I probably shouldn't say that.
Oo! Oo! I've gained five pounds in the time I started working out again ... which has been about a month I think. Schooooo exschited! I have man-boobs again. *titters*
Yeah. I sound dumb saying that. But I feel hawt. All zee menz vill vant me schoon. How dutch of me. I love schounding like zhee dutch.
Lyan = Teh Hussy.
Lilleh = Teh Tramp
Jules = Teh Wench
*hearts his women*
Kristina = Teh Tootie
Chels-Chels = Teh Kyootie
Dan-Dan = My Hero
*does a jig in his seat*