Aug 14, 2006 23:20
Dear spammers,
I've noticed an increase in that cute little tactic you use to increase traffic to your websites... you know, where you make a fake myspace profile, use professional photos of an attractive, barely glad female, put something like, "Here to make new friends and hot people to fuck ;)" in the user information box, and then add a bunch of people to your friends list. On behalf of most of the internet, I'm telling you to PLEASE FUCKING STOP. YOU HAVE SUNK TO NEW LOWS. It's REALLY fucking annoying to log onto myspace and get 17 friend requests that are all FAKE. The second Jay and Silent Bob get their motherfucking movie check, they're going to use the cash to hunt you all you fuckers down and beat the shit out of you. Shit like this makes the internet less enjoyable.