Daily Cheese Bit: A Weird Dream
The other night, I dreamed I killed an old lady with a pineapple.
I felt incredibly guilty as she bled on the pavement.
Soon after, I ended up in Jail.
I was sharing my cell with 2 other guys.
One of them was giving a massage to the other
with a pair of gooey reptilian hands protruding from his back.
I was feeling uneasy, as they kept calling me by my first name,
and constantly begged me to give them cocaine.