Brought to you by a boy who's 5'5" when he stretches:

[martintenbones]

"That’s the trouble with being only five foot six - people tend to notice that you’re two inches shorter than everybody else, and unless you’re very strong they’ll treat you accordingly. Lack of height obviously equates with lack of intellect - at best you have comedy value. You’re somebody that the bigger boys can kick around and by so doing feel much better about themselves. It’s like being black, except that there are no laws against discriminating against you."
-Eric Goulden

I will succeed in spite of this, although it is an incredibly accurate description.

~D