But I'm going to count this as quote for monday. In case I find something nice today. Er, yes. This one is not funny, but I like it a lot.
"This world is materialistic and maybe it’s sad, but there are bananas and there’s no war and maybe that’s all anyone can ask for."
From here:
http://paperclipbitch.livejournal.com/51595.html#cutid1Torchwood fanfic, probably not something anyone wants to read, but it's very good.