=w= I should probably stick to crappy photo 'comics'.
This massive spammage of photos was born from Prowl remembering I had a lenght of black ribbon laying around and him apparently wanting to give Jazz a 'present'. I joked with the m-unit about it and she convinced me to go for it and put my camera to good use. I am still getting the hang of all the settings and things of this camera so there's a lot of experimenting and major phail angles, focus, lightning and stuff. Poses are courtesy of the lady of the house, photographic phail is all me. I think I need to start looking up places where to get tips on this photographying my toys thing.
These are more than likely to be considered NSFW due to their suggestive nature. The pics are pretty tame otherwise. All pics have been posted as 640 x 480 thumbnails to keep from stretching pages while allowing for the pics to be seen nicely under smaller resolutions, but they link to a larger version if you wish to see them more in detail or your resolution's bigger.
The officer posing with his lenght of black ribbon.
From different angles for Jazz's (and our) visual delight.
It's not rope but at this size...
Trying to highlight the arrow, officer?
And those seckzy legs o' yours. Jazz is probably going to like this, oh yes.
Tired of holding it like that yet?
Work that ribbon, Prowler~
"Que bonitos ojos tienes, debajo de esas dos cejas, debajo de esas dos cejas~" That's probably what Jazz would be singin' about now.*
I wonder if Jazz would make it this far before going to jump Prowl.
Someone's getting tangled around here.
Helloooo Nurse! Officer!
If you got to this point without ignoring my commentary already, you're a saint or an equivalent.
Mommeh complained I need a pair of handcuffs for him. This is the part where I wonder -how- she meant that, and decide I don't think I wanna know.
Wrapped up all nicely like a christmas present.
Jazz better fragging behave reaaally well after this treat.
Not even the door wings were spared.
Gotta love see-through ribbon.
Speak of the devil...
Photos without flash always come rather grainy for some reason. Oh well.
It has to be done if I want to get the visor glow in all its glory while Jazz discovers his 'gift'.
And from this point onwards, I shut up and let you use your imaginations.
* That's a verse from a song called "La malagueña", it translates as: "Such pretty eyes you've got below those eyebrows."
These are more than likely to be considered NSFW due to their suggestive nature. The pics are pretty tame otherwise. All pics have been posted as 640 x 480 thumbnails to keep from stretching pages while allowing for the pics to be seen nicely under smaller resolutions, but they link to a larger version if you wish to see them more in detail or your resolution's bigger.
The officer posing with his lenght of black ribbon.
From different angles for Jazz's (and our) visual delight.
It's not rope but at this size...
Trying to highlight the arrow, officer?
And those seckzy legs o' yours. Jazz is probably going to like this, oh yes.
Tired of holding it like that yet?
Work that ribbon, Prowler~
"Que bonitos ojos tienes, debajo de esas dos cejas, debajo de esas dos cejas~" That's probably what Jazz would be singin' about now.*
I wonder if Jazz would make it this far before going to jump Prowl.
Someone's getting tangled around here.
Helloooo Nurse! Officer!
If you got to this point without ignoring my commentary already, you're a saint or an equivalent.
Mommeh complained I need a pair of handcuffs for him. This is the part where I wonder -how- she meant that, and decide I don't think I wanna know.
Wrapped up all nicely like a christmas present.
Jazz better fragging behave reaaally well after this treat.
Not even the door wings were spared.
Gotta love see-through ribbon.
Speak of the devil...
Photos without flash always come rather grainy for some reason. Oh well.
It has to be done if I want to get the visor glow in all its glory while Jazz discovers his 'gift'.
And from this point onwards, I shut up and let you use your imaginations.
* That's a verse from a song called "La malagueña", it translates as: "Such pretty eyes you've got below those eyebrows."