I've come to the conclusion Sideswipe is the personification of my growing insanity. Someone downloaded a song into my PC called 'Me duele la cada de ser tan guapo'. It's a rather old spanish (from Spain) cheesy pop-somethinganother song. The title translates more or less as 'My face hurts from being this handsome'.
Basically the song sung by this guy who thinks he's so handsome, but so, so hansome, his face hurts because he can't take just how handsome he is. I can't offer a good translation from it because it's full of spanish slang wich I'm not familiar with.
But long story short, that song began to play and first thing that came to my head was... well, look behind the cut to find out. I swear by Primus I do NOT hate or dislike Tracks. I swear! Done without references in case you couldn't tell.
Song in question -
Me duele la cara de ser tan guapo - By 'Los Inhumanos' (It says Hombres G on the stream but that's wrong.)