the squalor continues..

Jun 03, 2006 02:37

on the coffee table are:
1 large plate, holding some cheese fragments, 2 chocolate bar wrappers, and a smear of brown sauce.
1 small plate, holding some crumbs
3 glasses, all partially filled with water
2 mugs, half filled with cold tea
1 fork, used
on the floor next to the coffee table is:
1 bowl, half filled with pasta/tuna/sweetcorn mixture
1 fork, dirty
on the kitchen floor are:
1 carboard box, containing clothing (black)
miscellaneous carboard
1 box of "frosted flakes" cereal, contents removed
on the kitchen worktop are:
1 ovenproof dish, containing some water
1 small saucepan, containing dried-up rice
1 sharp knife, dirty
7 mugs, 2 containing unidentified liquid
1 dirty chopping board, on which are the insides of a pepper
7 large plates, 2 caked in dried gravy
1 sieve, used
4 bowls, 1 containing dried cereal particles, 2 holding some kind of tomato dinner remains, 1 half filled with what appears to be gravy
2 saucepan lids
1 cheesegrater, crusty
3 glasses, 1 containing unidentified white powder
1 small frying pan, soiled
2 plastic glasses, 1 half filled with water
1 large coca-cola bottle, containing a very small amount of flat coke
1 large frying pan containing white fat and bacon fragments. a spatula is welded into the fat
1 sweetcorn tin, contents removed, upturned
1 jar of "chicken tonight" stir-fry sauce, contents removed
every remaining item of cutlery in the flat, excepting 3 forks, 1 spoon and 1 knife
on the cooker are:
one medium saucepan, containing pasta/tuna/sweetcorn mixture
1 wok, containing glutinous chicken stir-fry
4 mugs, tea-stained

i would like to point out that i am responsible for none of this. except a very small amount of the miscellaneous cardboard. and that's only because the bin is full.
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