SPN: The World's Biggest Snow Globe Emporium Is Haunted

[martianhouse]

Title: The World's Biggest Snow Globe Emporium Is Haunted
Author: schmevil
Summary: It's Black Friday and the Snow Globe Emporium is haunted.
Characters: Dean, Sam, Castiel
Word Count: 2065
Notes: Written for deancastiel's Thanksgiving Challenge. ( Available here).

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[themaskedmckay]

Eeee! *hand clappy* (It's tammylee, btw, just logged in with another account.)
(And omg, whut? Blackberry & pomegranate? I WOULD SO TRY THAT!)
(And over in Heroes fandom someone just wrote a fic with a drugged chocolate silk pie. I am in need of pie now.)

*ten years later*

"How can you eat pie every day and still be in such good shape?" Sam asked his brother.

Dean was polishing off the last of a pineapple cream pie so he just shrugged in reply and jerked a thumb over at Castiel.

Castiel was staring intently at Dean. A serene smile graced his lips.

Sam waved a hand to get Castiel's attention, "Cas?"

Blue eyes flicked from Dean to Sam then back to Dean again. Castiel went back to staring expectantly at Dean.

Dean licked his fork clean and leaned back with a blissful sigh and popped the button of his jeans, "Damn, Cas. That was amazing! I liked the coconut mixed with the pineapple in the pie and did you put some coconut extract in the meringue?"

"I did," Castiel responded solemnly.

"High five, buddy! That one's a keeper!" Castiel reached over and slapped the palm of his hand against Dean's.

"But how can you eat so much pie and stay thin?" Sam asked. "You should be the size of a house! You eat like, a whole pie a day!"

"Aw, is Sammy Scientific jealous?"

"No! Maybe? Just tell me."

"The pies I make for Dean are designed to meet all his nutritional requirements." Castiel said. "If he eats one of my pies every day he will live a long, healthy life."

"Awesome!" Dean exclaimed. He smiled at Sam, "Bet you wish you had an angel buddy now, huh?"

"Bitch."

"Jerk."

"Pie?"