Full Moon
Number of creepy men who touched me inappropriately tonight: 3
I'm never wearing this new dress again. It's by no means the raciest article of clothing I own (or have worn to this event before). No, this dress must be cursed. No wonder it was only $7!
P.S. Arguing "look I'm 28, you're 29, we're not getting any younger here..." when trying to convince me to date you is a surefire way to get punched in the babymaker.
I'm never wearing this new dress again. It's by no means the raciest article of clothing I own (or have worn to this event before). No, this dress must be cursed. No wonder it was only $7!
P.S. Arguing "look I'm 28, you're 29, we're not getting any younger here..." when trying to convince me to date you is a surefire way to get punched in the babymaker.