Doobleh Cupcake
So either someone bought me this shirt as a gift without telling me, or Woot messed up and sent me two. I now own two cupcake shirts that don't fit me. I knew this was quite likely as American Apparel cuts their shirts for emaciated models from the 70s, but I still followed their sizing guide and hoped for the best. Though I'm exactly in the middle of their range for a women's M, the shirt comes to my knees. Perhaps I can try cutting it off and hemming it? Sigh.