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martelandmany

FORTY-THREE souls » fits her job description

Jan 25, 2010 10:06

[This is written with the camera covered up, and in clearly-on-purpose unidentifiable print.]

IS THERE ANYONE THAT YOU WISH WOULD JUST FALL OVER AND DIE? LOOK NO FURTHER. FOR A VALUABLE ITEM OF YOUR CHOOSING, I'M ABLE TO MAKE THAT COME TO PASS.

LEAVE A REPLY HERE. BE SURE TO MAKE IT PRIVATE, OF COURSE.
-- ASSASSIN X

[ooc: I have no idea. I ( Read more... )

on the job!, **ic, assassin!martel is a go, taking initiative, + event, *written

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bigbluehat January 25 2010, 23:53:36 UTC

... Peculiar.

martelandmany January 26 2010, 00:06:43 UTC

PERHAPS.

bigbluehat January 26 2010, 00:57:34 UTC

So tell me, Sir or Madam X, just how long have you been doing this?

martelandmany January 26 2010, 06:39:05 UTC

...THIS MORNING. BUT DON'T LET THAT DETER YOU; I ASSURE YOU, I'M QUITE PROFICIENT.

bigbluehat January 26 2010, 08:26:05 UTC

Now that's not very assuring... I may need some proof, Sir or Madam X.

martelandmany January 26 2010, 20:58:02 UTC

JUST SUPPLY THE NAME.

bigbluehat January 26 2010, 23:10:00 UTC

Well let's make this interesting, shall we? I will recognize you as an assassin if you can successfully put me in "checkmate". That is to say, have me in a position where my death would be the only outcome.

martelandmany January 27 2010, 06:45:06 UTC

[A loooooooong pause. This is Sasarai, after all. Assassin or no, Martel is still his friend, and she'd rather not threaten him.]

FOR PERSONAL REASONS, I'D RATHER NOT.

bigbluehat January 27 2010, 08:11:58 UTC

Then you, Sir or Madam X, are no better than a fraud.

[private to the extreme, voiced now, but hushed] martelandmany January 27 2010, 22:33:47 UTC

Sasarai... It's me.

[private, voiced] bigbluehat January 28 2010, 04:43:05 UTC

... Well I'll be...

I never pegged you for the sort, Martel.

[private, voiced] martelandmany January 28 2010, 20:24:02 UTC

Me neither, but I woke up this morning, and somehow I wasn't quite cut out for the New Feather assistance line of work.

[private, voiced] bigbluehat January 28 2010, 22:12:07 UTC

Ah, but you do so well! And... really, I just don't see this assassin business working out for you.

[private, voiced] martelandmany January 29 2010, 06:15:39 UTC

But... You don't understand. I must. I can't explain it...

[private, voiced] bigbluehat January 29 2010, 08:13:45 UTC

Well... I'm sure you understand the moral conflict here, on my part.

[private, voiced] martelandmany January 30 2010, 22:43:49 UTC

I'm sure you can pretend you're none the wiser, can't you? As a favor to me.

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