Chuck's Slip
And oh…I slipped through 3-4 steps last Friday and now, not only does the back part below of my right shoulder hurt like sores-eternal, I also have a battered ass.
The pain in the ass(Ha! Literally.) only reminds of 2 other full-on slips I made in recent years. One was during a soccer game in college. Being such a footie-fan, I braved sliding and landing on my ass, is all…A goal was saved but the ground didn’t welcome it. The second one, I did Taekwondo for summer and while doing a l-r kick, I miscalculated the distance of the sparring pad held by our mentor. My balance knew nothing but to give it up to gravity.
Ironic thing, flashbacks. I remember no such event in all the years I was hoofing on strappy shoes with heels which said f***-me that I slipped. And maybe I should be happy about it since it’d be more disgraceful falling on your ass with heels so pretty and outfits so cute.
For now, I give props to chofas. And okay, landing on my ass and cushioning the fall for librarianjessie’s Survivors…
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some more ham strings to pull and bones to crack…
The pain in the ass(Ha! Literally.) only reminds of 2 other full-on slips I made in recent years. One was during a soccer game in college. Being such a footie-fan, I braved sliding and landing on my ass, is all…A goal was saved but the ground didn’t welcome it. The second one, I did Taekwondo for summer and while doing a l-r kick, I miscalculated the distance of the sparring pad held by our mentor. My balance knew nothing but to give it up to gravity.
Ironic thing, flashbacks. I remember no such event in all the years I was hoofing on strappy shoes with heels which said f***-me that I slipped. And maybe I should be happy about it since it’d be more disgraceful falling on your ass with heels so pretty and outfits so cute.
For now, I give props to chofas. And okay, landing on my ass and cushioning the fall for librarianjessie’s Survivors…
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some more ham strings to pull and bones to crack…