onkey, jongtae, jongho ;; bff-ry a/n: all based on texts from last night. written in write or die/notepad. btw, this is what jonghyun was listening to. warnings: mild reference to drugs/alcohol L O L.
"taemin, on a scale of 'impared judgement' to 'david hasselhoff', how wasted and hungover /are/ you?" ""toaster," he replies wisely." DIFFICULTY. BREATHING.
"kibum loses it when they stumble back to the dorm, falling over in howls of laughter when he sees just how many sequins are stuck onto minho's nipples." I THINK I JUST MADE A SOUND THAT WASN'T HUMAN OH MY GOD I AM ROCKING BACK AND FORTH HOW DO I GET MY BREATH BACK I AM GONE GONE GONE
""...did you bedazzle the elevator?"" ............................................
I demand compensation. I think I broke some parts of my body from laughing too hard.
and jonghyun looking at minho's nipples and whispering "edward cullennnnn" in an awed voice I CRAI SO HARD AND ACTUALLY STARTED COUGHING :( BUT DAMN SO WORTH IT i might write this btw please anticipate it, it's the debut of cracknee ~japan is magical place~
key is totally a twix guy ok, he likes the classy candy idk he also seems like the type to convince jongho into buying hamburger earrings or smth
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"...did you bedazzle the elevator?"
I smiled a lot at this. I would have laughed, but I think I'm dead.
I'm not creepy, this is Ukura from twitter. I like all of it, by the way.
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""toaster," he replies wisely."
DIFFICULTY. BREATHING.
"kibum loses it when they stumble back to the dorm, falling over in howls of laughter when he sees just how many sequins are stuck onto minho's nipples."
I THINK I JUST MADE A SOUND THAT WASN'T HUMAN OH MY GOD I AM ROCKING BACK AND FORTH HOW DO I GET MY BREATH BACK I AM GONE GONE GONE
""...did you bedazzle the elevator?""
............................................
I demand compensation. I think I broke some parts of my body from laughing too hard.
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and jonghyun looking at minho's nipples and whispering "edward cullennnnn" in an awed voice
I CRAI SO HARD AND ACTUALLY STARTED COUGHING :( BUT DAMN SO WORTH IT i might write this btw please anticipate it, it's the debut of cracknee
~japan is magical place~
key is totally a twix guy ok, he likes the classy candy
idk he also seems like the type to convince jongho into buying hamburger earrings or smth
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