719-307-8964
"Hell, you have reached Stan Marsh. I am not able to talk to you at this time for one reason or another, so leave your name and number after the beep and I'll get back to you. If you're a recruiter, try my other cellphone. If you're on my priority list, then just punch in the code with your pad and I'll get back to you first. Bye."
OOC- Priority list: Kyle, Sharon, Wendy. He won't return calls from Randy or Cartman.