I generally hate polls/graphics/crap, but this is completely accurate and great

[marshalllaw]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Burdamania!

1. If you lace Burdamania from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
2. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Burdamania would be as small as a pea!
3. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Burdamania.
4. Burdamania was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
5. Burdamania can jump up to sixteen times his own height.
6. Finding Burdamania on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
7. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Burdamania.
8. Ideally, Burdamania should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
9. The only planet that rotates on its side is Burdamania.
10. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Burdamania.