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Feb 19, 2006 13:56

We've been talking on the phone for hours and hours.
You can give me a call whenever you like to.

“Sirius still hasn’t written back.” Remus muttered into the phone.

“That sucks.” Lily replied.

“Tell me about it.”

“I bet it has something to do with his parents, those fuckers.”

“Remus!” Lily gasped in fake shock. “Don’t use such foul language in front of me. I am a lady.”

“Sorry.”

“Like hell you are. Oh, wait just a sec. No Petunia it’s not for you… Yes I’m sure... He’s a wizard, and you know what else? He’s bisexual, and he’s got a boyfriend.” Remus could hear a faint scream from across the line.

“Sorry about that.”

“No problem…So has James called you?”

“Every day. I think he has a crush on me.”

“And you just now figured out? You’re the girl who deduced that I was a lycanthrope, and that I had a crush on Sirius. Yet somehow, the fact that James fancies you goes unnoticed. Seriously!”

“Shut up!”

“So, do you fancy him?”

For a while, all Remus could hear was a slight buzz.

“I’m not sure.”

“Not sure?”

“ Well, for the longest time I thought he was the world’s biggest prat, but now that I know all the things he’s done for you… let’s just say it’s complicated.”

“Well complicated is something I know best.”

“You won’t tell anyone will you?”

“You couldn’t find a person better at keeping secrets.

“Thanks!” Remus could hear Lily smile over the phone.

And if you would fall you know I will catch you.
Yeah I'll stick around; I'll be right beside you.
Whooo ohh ohh...

Pain clutched Remus’s stomach like a wrench on a bolt. His joints felt like they were falling apart.  Remus scratched and beat himself as he writhed on the floor.  How much longer would this last? Sometimes the transformation didn’t start until the moon was out, then it would only last a few minutes. Tonight though, it was starting at dusk, it would go on for at least thirty minutes.  There was still a little bit of sunlight filtering in through the windows on the roof.

He was alone now. Pain was racking his body. He cried out in vain, his parents had left for the night: they couldn’t stand the sound of their only son in agony. So he was here, in a small shack in the back yard.

Suddenly Remus heard a knocking sound on the window, and a shadow stood over him. He looked up, could it be?

Sirius smiled and waved at Remus.  He had some rope and seemed to be trying to pull out the glass. After about five minutes he completed the task, carefully removing the glass from two adjacent panes, he tied the rope to around the piece of wood that divided the panes and dropped in like a spy.

“Damn Moony, you look like shit.” He said, dropping from the rope.

“Si….Sirius, you fucking asshole.” Remus cried, trying to get up, but falling instead.

“Shh, shh. Don’t try to get up.” Sirius said, he got on his knees and crawled to Remus. Finally he reached him and sat cross legged. “Come sit on my lap.”

Remus did what he asked. Sirius wrapped his arms around him and grazed his neck with his lips.

“I love you Remus.”

“You also have a major erection pressing on my asshole.” Remus replied; the pain seemed to lessen now that he wasn’t alone.

Sirius chuckled. “It’s homesick.”

“Well, now isn’t the time. How did you get away from your parents anyway?”

“Later baby, I’ll tell you later.”

Remus turned around and wrapped his legs around Sirius’s torso. It was getting darker, but the sun hadn’t set, the light from the windows was staining Sirius’s face indigo. Remus leaned in and kissed him. Suddenly a lurch of pain spasmed across Remus’s body. He started to scratch Sirius’s back in his frustration over the situation. He could feel little droplets of blood; his nails were beginning to become more like claws. Sirius broke the kiss and a grunt of pain escaped his lips.

“Sorry.”

Sirius smiled at him. “Don’t be. You can’t help it.”

Remus tried to push him away, but Sirius held him tight. “You shouldn’t have come here. It’s worse when I’m home.” Remus gasped.

“Don’t give me your pity party bullshit Moony. I’m staying.”

“Well then, I suggest you start changing.” Remus’s voice became a growl. His eyes were changing from brown to light amber. His already hairy body became even more hirsute. His teeth became pointed and his nails became sharper.

“Now!” Remus yelled. Sirius quickly disrobed himself and changed into a dog. Remus dropped on all fours, his knees and elbows bent backward. Remus screamed in pain as his jaw elongated and his backbone began to grow, protruding out of his back. Soon the exposed bone gained nerves and muscle tissue, then skin, and finally fur.  And then it was over, he was a wolf again.

Sirius, the big black dog, walked over to him. He whimpered and then licked Remus’s face, Remus returned the doggy kiss. Sirius wagged his tail and then leapt on Remus, and quickly the two began to wrestle with each other.

Boy you're out of your mind; you're my partner in crime.
And I'm sure you had your reasons you change 'em every season.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm taking a vacation; I'll see you at the station.
Hey, Hey, Hey.

The full moon was finally over. Remus and Sirius cradled each other as they slept. Sirius woke up first, stretching and rubbing the sleep out of his eyes. He walked to a corner of the shack and held his unit. Soon a yellow puddle formed on the ground. Sirius shook it about three times and then walked back to Remus. How should he wake him? They were finally back in human form; there must be a proper way to celebrate. And then he had it. He got on his knees and lowered his head over Remus’s groin.

Remus awoke with the start.

“You’re a tad eager.”  Remus said.

“I’m about to burst Moony.” Sirius only taking enough time to say those words before returning to the job at hand.

Remus pulled Sirius off of him and then enveloped him in a kiss.  They laid down. Sirius pushed his hips against Remus’s.

“Turn around.” Sirius commanded, getting off of him so Remus could move. Remus didn’t

“I’m sick of being all fours.” Remus declared. “I want to see your face.”

Sirius smirked. “Ok.” He said.  Spitting on his hand. “Raise your legs.” Sirius spread the spit to various other parts of the body and entered him gently.

Remus moaned his appreciation.

It was then that his parents opened the door.

“Remus, start getting packed. You’re leaving for James’s tomorr-oh shit!” His mother cried and ran from the door. Sirius and Remus were still locked together. Mr. Lupin came to the door and stared at them for a few seconds while as Sirius slipped out of Remus. In the background they could hear the sobs of Remus’s mother.

“Well Remus, you’re a wizard, you’re a werewolf, and you’re gay.” Mr. Lupin remarked. “Son, did minority groups send you invitations in the uterus?”

*

“I can’t believe your parents didn’t totally freak out when they saw you fucking.” James laughed.

“They kinda did.” Peter replied.

“Yeah, but they didn’t disown him our anything.”

“And they invited me in for tea.”

“Yeah, how did that happen?” Peter asked.

“I told them I was bi, and it’s the truth,” Remus looked at Sirius, “and that seemed to make them a bit happier. And after all, after having to deal with my ‘furry little problem’, a few boys on the side doesn’t really bother them. I think the main shock was that they walked into me getting my butt rammed.”

“Agreed.” James said, “So now that that’s settled, Padfoot, it’s high time you recount your glorious adventure.”

“Sure thing.” Sirius said, readjusting his position on the loveseat. “Well, on my first day home I we…”

“Wait a sec Pads.” James interrupted, “MOM! DAD! SIRIUS IS RECOUNTING HIS GREAT ESCAPE! COME IN HERE! Sorry Pads.”

Mr. and Mrs. Potter walked into the living room, Remus and Peter gave up their seats and sat down on the floor. The elder Potters thanked them and sat in the rocking chair and loveseat.

“Go on.” Mrs. Potter said.

“Well, as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted, on my first day home I was eating dinner when my parents said I was not going to be returning to Hogwarts.” The group gasped. “And then they told me that they were blackmailing the Lup… I mean some family.”

“Go ahead and tell them Sirius.” Remus said nonchalantly. “I highly doubt they care.”

“Ok, they were blackmailing Remus’s family.”

“Why?” asked Mr. Potter.

“I’m a werewolf.” Remus said quietly. The Potters gave a small, involuntary shudder that people often get when they learn someone has a strange malady. Lupin noticed it; he thought that the Potters would be like James. Maybe it was a big deal to them. “You can kick me out if you want.” He muttered.

“We wouldn’t dream of it Remus.”  Mrs. Potter said insistently. “You’re still family to us.”

Mr. Potter smiled warmly. “Don’t worry Remus, we trust you, you’re still the same shy eleven year old boy that we met at King Cross Station. And I have a friend who works in the potion business. He says that they’re developing a potion that will allow a werewolf to keep his human mind.”

“Really?”

“Really.”

“Oh Remus, you are such an attention hog.” Sirius sighed in mock exasperation while ruffling his hair.  “Anyway, I obviously got pissed and began to badmouth my family, so dad did the Emicrania curse on me.”

“He didn’t!” Peter squeaked!

“He did, and please, no more interruptions. He did it long enough so that I finally passed out. When I came to, I found myself locked in my brother’s room. I was stuck there for a week. I saw my chance to escape when my mother brought me a meal. You see, my brother had been bringing my meals, however, he had gone out that night, this allowed me to knock out my mother (“a little harsh” Mrs. Potter muttered) and stole her wand. Don’t look at me that way, I didn’t hurt them, I just modified their memories, I used my mom’s wand so I won’t get caught by the ministry. When my brother got back I modified his memory. Now they think that they threw me out, and they’re never gonna let me come back.”

“Really?” James asked.

“Really.” Sirius looked at the Potters, “I know this is sudden, but can I stay at your place. I asked the Lupins, but they said that the only way I could was to promise that I wouldn’t bugger Remus and,” he smirked, “I couldn’t promise that.”

Seven days a week, every minute of the day.
Oh Whooo oh oh, Whooo oh oh.
I've been thinking about you and what you've been up to.
Seven days a week, every minute of the day.
Oh Whooo oh oh, Whooo oh oh.

Peter noticed that James had been down for the past few days. He had been moping around the house, and looking at the phone that did not fit in at all with the wizard’s house. The phone that had not rung for the past few days. Quite frankly, Peter was downright worried about James. The final straw came when he saw James staring at the phone whispering “ring, ring, ring”.

“Hey Prongs, are you Ok?”  Peter asked, James jumped.
            “What? Oh yeah, I’m cool.”
            “Somehow, I doubt that.”

“What do you mean?”

“Mate, I just saw you stare at some fool Muggle device and whisper “ring, ring, ring”. Now tell me, is this what muggles normally do?”

“They do when they’re in love.” James muttered.

“Wait,” Peter laughed, “are you saying you’re in love with Evans?”

James blushed. “Maybe.”

“Well, I don’t blame you. She’s a fox.”

“She has other attributes too!”

“Such as?”

“She’s smart, and kind, and gentle.”

“So pretty much the exact opposite of you?”

“Shut up!”

Peter laughed and walked to the kitchen, for once, James did what Peter did. Peter got an apple, while James poured himself a glass of pumpkin juice.

“I wonder where Padfoot and Moony are.” Peter thought out loud.

As if to conveniently answer the question, Sirius walked into the kitchen and grabbed the flask of pumpkin juice. At first, James wondered what was wrong with Sirius’s legs. Then he saw that he was walking bowlegged.

“What’s a matter mate?” James asked.

Sirius poured a glass of pumpkin juice, and drank it quickly.

“Moony was right,” he said at last, “after words it does hurt, a lot.”

Girl you're living in danger you're sleeping with strangers.
No nothing can change us, no nothing can keep us from falling, from falling.

Dear James,

Hey, sorry about the long delay with the calls. I’m stuck in a place that’s without electricity. My sister Petunia has a friend who likes to go camping. I tell you, you don’t know how much I wish I could use magic right now.  What possesses people to camp in twenty degrees! Luckily, I met a cute old couple of witches, Sapphic ones. They’re letting me use their owl, Demeter, to send you this message.

Christ I hate this place, camping isn’t that bad, except for the cold. But my sister and her friends are bitches. All they do is gossip and talk about celebrities. And they are so superficial! It is so annoying! Oh well, this is the end of my bitch session. Hope the rest of your break is doing well.

Best Wishes!

Lily Evans

And I'm sure you had your reasons you change 'em every season.
Just hold on, yeah hold on.
I'm taking a vacation, I’ll see you at the station.

Hey, Hey, Hey.

Platform 9 3/4 is always an interesting place to watch on the day students go back to Hogwarts. It is a mess of parents, children, animals, and luggage. Eavesdropping is near impossible due to the massive amount of people, but you can usually tell what the story is just by watching.

For example, you might see a family wishing their son and the rest of their “children” good luck for the next semester.

You might see a family hugging a new boyfriend goodbye firmly.

You might see another family berating their “white sheep.”

You might see two friend’s handshake awkwardly become a hug.

And maybe, just maybe, you’ll see two boys in love holding hands as they enter the train.

Seven days a week, every minute of the day.
Oh Whooo oh oh, Whooo oh oh.
I don’t wanna change you, I just wanna see you.
Seven days a week, every minute of the day.
Oh Whooo oh oh, Whooo oh oh.
Boy you’re living in danger you’re sleeping with strangers.
No nothing can change us; no nothing can keep us from falling, from falling.
Oho ho ohooo.

“Well, that was an exciting break.” Peter said as they settled into their compartment.

“Yeah Wormtail, you had such a hectic vacation. How many families did you run away from?” Sirius joshed.

“Whatever.”

Peter was silent for awhile. James and Sirius talked about Quidditch, then teachers (Peter began to talk when that started up), and finally about their hunger, a conversation that Peter took the most part in.

“Where is that bloody food tray?” He whined.

“Oh you’ll live Wormtail.” Replied James.

Finally the tray came around and the trio bought some snacks. Peter ate his relatively fast, James finished last, Sirius lingered.

“For someone who’s been complaining about hunger pains, you sure haven’t eaten that much.” Ribbed James.

“I’m waiting for Remus.” Sirius replied indignantly.

“Well then, what are you waiting for?” Remus asked, walking into the compartment.

“Hey Moony.”

“Hey Wormtail.”

“Hey Moony.”

“Hey Prongs.”

Sirius got up and kissed Remus.

“Hey Padfoot.”
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