Those crazy kids

[marshalle]

So while at home this weekend, I found a memo from the principle of Carthage Jr. High. Apparently, the cool new things that kids are into these days is playing a game called the choking game. The rules are fairly simple. One kids chokes the other until they almost die/pass out. Apparently this creates a "high", which yeah, I'm sure it would feel pretty good, except for the fact that any sane person would be worried that the person choking you might secretly hate you. But I, in my infinite wisdom have devised a foolproof plan to get kids to stop. First off, make a video of all the parents and teachers playing the game (under close surpervision of course), then stage a mock interview where the parents/teachers tell kids how much they love doing it, about how cool they think it is. The fad'll be over in a week.
In other news, I had to go to work an hour early yesterday. It fucking sucked. Other than that, my life has been a constant bore. Oh well,Spring Break starts soon!