(no subject)
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I pulled over and changed telepathicbotox's flat tire (15 points). In July I broke scoutlove3's X-Box (-12 points). In May I committed genocide... Sorry about that, mysti_chic (-5000 points). Last Tuesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last week I set xgirl_in_blackx's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5069 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
marshallbananar
Damn,...
I commit genocide and the only thing Santa can think of is a moldy sandwich?
Enjoy!