my advice for being sick: eat a lot of food--because i am a witch doctor, it is my believe eating a lot will make you feel better and help crush the puny deadly thing in you and get it out. drink a lot of fluid--same reason as above, only its drowning them like hurricane katrina. watch a lot of tv--even if you cant pay attention, itll help your thoughts to drift in a pleasant, bouyant, distracting way. write down how bad you feel so you can look back on it later and be like, hell, i can handle anything and now my immune system is all mighty. call people and whine to them because you will feel loved. take it was your bodys way of saying, if this is bad, imagine lung cancer! look at it like a vacation. your brain is saying, fuck friends, fuck family, fuck goals and plans and work and school and everything. this is your time to be self absorbed and snuggle and sleep as much as you damn well please. read, if you can, but you probably cant because youre hands are probably shaking and your vision is probably blurred. take unlimited tylenol. up to 12 a day is safe, ignore the warnings that say 8. and lastly, think of my beautiful face. it cures almost everything.
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my advice for being sick:
eat a lot of food--because i am a witch doctor, it is my believe eating a lot will make you feel better and help crush the puny deadly thing in you and get it out.
drink a lot of fluid--same reason as above, only its drowning them like hurricane katrina.
watch a lot of tv--even if you cant pay attention, itll help your thoughts to drift in a pleasant, bouyant, distracting way.
write down how bad you feel so you can look back on it later and be like, hell, i can handle anything and now my immune system is all mighty.
call people and whine to them because you will feel loved.
take it was your bodys way of saying, if this is bad, imagine lung cancer!
look at it like a vacation. your brain is saying, fuck friends, fuck family, fuck goals and plans and work and school and everything. this is your time to be self absorbed and snuggle and sleep as much as you damn well please.
read, if you can, but you probably cant because youre hands are probably shaking and your vision is probably blurred.
take unlimited tylenol. up to 12 a day is safe, ignore the warnings that say 8.
and lastly,
think of my beautiful face. it cures almost everything.
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