1 [Accidental Video]

[marsfireignite]

[The PCD clicks shows a girl dressed rather inappropriately for the landscape she has found herself in. She appears battered, bruised, as if she has just been involved in a large fight... which Sailor Mars has definitely fought.]

Where -- where am I? Hello? This doesn't look like where I was... at all. Is this a trick from the Wise Man?

[Mars'

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[cornered_circle]

[Oblivious to all the confusion]

Were you carryin' planets with you?

[marsfireignite]

... what? No! I'm Sailor Mars, defender of love and justice! Mars is my -- nevermind!

[Excuse the rudeness, she's trying to figure out what the fuck is going on.]

[cornered_circle]

[Puzzled]

How do you defend love and justice? Are you a judge? What happens when it's unrequited?

[marsfireignite]

I'm a sailor scout. ... like a superhero.

[cornered_circle]

Lots of hero-types in the city, so that's good. Y'all could start a club or something.

Also watch out for rabbits, an' weird things happen here every other week or so... but that's really the basics!

[marsfireignite]

... rabbits?

[The irony has to be appreciated here. Usagi. Deadly rabbits. Oh, joy.]

What do the rabbits do?

[cornered_circle]

Eat things, jus' like normal rabbits! 'Cept they're carnivores, so a bit less like normal rabbits.

They run in packs, so be careful!

[marsfireignite]

...

Carnivorous rabbits.

[cornered_circle]

Yes! S'pose they're not really rabbits, then, just something that sorta looks like them. An' they bite just to bite at you, they're pretty bitey things.

[marsfireignite]

...What's your name?

[cornered_circle]

Arienette Desmares, not a planet at all! But you're a planet of some kind, yes?

[marsfireignite]

I'm not a planet. My patron is Mars. I'm a sailor scout that fights against evil on Earth.

[She smiles.]

nice to meet you, Arienette. How old are you?

[cornered_circle]

...Y'ave a planet as a patron? That must be pretty nice, planets have a certain gravity to them, sorta sophisticated-like. But what's evil?

I'm twenty-one now, I think! Hard to keep track, sometimes.

[marsfireignite]

What's... evil?

[And this guy is supposed to be 21? How innocent.]

It's -- um, it's something very bad. Something that harms people. I was just fighting against someone who was trying to hurt one of my best friends.

[cornered_circle]

If someone 'urts you, they're evil? What if it was an accident? Or did they have wings or something?

[marsfireignite]

[Oh, Ami would be better at this.]

No... -- I fight against people who hurt other people on purpose, and why does having wings matter?