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[marsfireignite]

[For a moment, all you can see is the rainbow fuzzy face of a lamb -- until Rei pushes it out of the way with a scowl. She looks harried, tired, and is holding half of what appears to be a set of bed sheets. The other half seems to have been eaten.]

Is this week over yet? Because I really want it to be over. And if one more sheep tries to eat my

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[wingsandwill]

[Have a tired and slightly annoyed sounding angel.]

I'm not an idiot. And I'm at Anna's.

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[marsfireignite]

[You are using voice, which means you're an idiot. >:|]

You're an idiot. And good. Stay there.

[She's on her way to go yell at you in person.]

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[wingsandwill]

[ARE NOT. 8|]

I can just come to you.

[But despite the protest, he'll just be waiting for her to arrive.]

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[marsfireignite]

[ARE SO.]

No.

[Irritably.]

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[wingsandwill]

Fine.

[WAITING gosh you humans are so slow with your walking.]

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[marsfireignite]

[SHUT UP. NOT EVERYONE IS AN ANGEL AND CAN JUST FLY PLACES AND SHOW UP WITHOUT WARNING LIKE AN UTTER CREEP.

But give her about twenty minutes or so, she'll turn up -- in one piece, without much fuss --

And with a rainbow lamb in her arms.

With this face.]

I brought you a present.

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[wingsandwill]

[He opens the door like a normal person and doesn't appear to be physically injured any longer, just apparently in need of a stupidly long nap. He stares at Rei, then at the lamb, then back at Rei.]

You carried that this far?

[Yes, this is what he's focusing on.]

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[marsfireignite]

[... sigh, Castiel, you do not appreciate humor.]

It's just a baby, it's not heavy.

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[wingsandwill]

[He does when he gets it, but. You know.]

Be that as it may, what am I supposed to do with it? Perhaps Anna wants it.

[Also, he finally realizes he should let her in instead of talking to her in the doorway.]

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[marsfireignite]

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It's a joke. Because you dropped fifty of them in my backyard.

[She's trying not to sound flat, because she really is concerned with whatever Lucifer did to him, but honestly, Cas.

The lamb bleats.]

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[wingsandwill]

[This face.]

Did they procreate?

Also, it was forty-five.

[He may be getting the joke now, because as toneless and tired as he sounds, that last comment was distinctly amused.]

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[marsfireignite]

It was fifty. I counted. You snuck more in when you thought I wasn't looking.

[Or maybe more sheep just joined their friends. But Rei likes to think it was Castiel being a jerk.

She extends her arms to push the baby lamb into Castiel's arms before she brushes past him to go inside.]

So what happened?

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[wingsandwill]

[Well, Castiel hadn't kept all that much track, true. A few additional ones might have been his doing, but not all.

He takes the lamb as it's offered, just giving it a look of 'wtf do I do with this' before following Rei inside, telekinetically closing the door and setting the lamb carefully on a pile of wool before disregarding it's presence entirely.]

Lucifer and I fought. Lucifer won.

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[marsfireignite]

[Rei pauses before she sits on the couch, arching her eyebrows at the -- well, large amount of rainbow wool everywhere. He had clearly taken the job of sheep whisperer extraordinarily seriously.

But she glances over at him, after her brief contemplation, before frowning.]

Why?

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[wingsandwill]

[He'd thought Anna might want the wool, and hadn't been sure she'd return before the event was over. Hence he'd collected piles of the stuff; it'd given him something to do besides drink and mope around, anyway.

He drifts over to not-quite sit on the couch, choosing the armrest instead, half-sitting and half-standing and leaning on the back of the couch.]

He said something that angered me, so I did the same in return. However Lucifer reacted considerably more violently than I did.

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[marsfireignite]

[So it hadn't had to do with Castiel telling Rei what Lucifer was planning. It made her feel slightly better, but not by much -- because the actual reason was somewhat more... irritating.

She twists slightly to face him a little better, looking almost incredulous.]

For big bad god-like beings, you guys act like five year olds.